Why is Magic Rat obsessed with women, dating and sex???

[Skittles]

Poll question: Why is Magic Rat obsessed with women, dating and sex???

My first poll. :7

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Cause he's a straight guy?

:shrug:

[Skittles]

4. lol

choice #3 :D

[soleft]

2. I wonder how Magic Rat will vote?

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. stud muffin

Baby, I'm all about the muffin.

:)

[GOPisEvil]

3. He's young and horny!

I was when I was his age. Hell, I am now, I'm just slightly more refined about it. :P

[Skittles]

5. I suspect

my Magic Rat be a stud muffin :D

[GOPisEvil]

6. If he had shown up in Philly like he was supposed to, I could tell you!

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. dammit bitch

I said you'll have to wait your turn. There's plenty of DUers, but only one Magic Rat.

:)

[GOPisEvil]

11. I don't need your damn excuses!

:P

[Skittles]

18. pissing off Magic Rat now, David?

:thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

19. Heh!

Just giving him crap! We had a bet going on the NBA Finals! :D

[soleft]

9. you say refined while your tongue hangs out?

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

15. I said "slightly" refined

:D

[arwalden]

10. Magic Who?

[THUNDER HANDS]

12. Don't make me come over there

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

16. want me to kick his ass?

I've been trying to find a reason for some time. :7

[arwalden]

20. I Don't Understand.

I'm confused. :confused:

[Skittles]

23. I ran a thread a few days ago

about which DUers I've threatened to kick. Seems like it was all my friends in the DU except you Allen! :7

[arwalden]

24. Okay. I understand better... thanks for the follow-up.

You do know already that I actually LIKE that kind of stuff... right? Talk dirty to me! Call me names!

-- Allen

[Skittles]

25. GAWD

you and yo' f***ing gay duck!!! :7

[arwalden]

26. Snarf! You Quack Me Up!

[Loonman]

13. He likes to fuck

Who doesn't?

[Skittles]

17. again, choice #3

:D

[Demobrat]

14. He's young and ain't gittin' none.

What else is he supposed to obsess about?

[THUNDER HANDS]

21. exactly

See, here's someone who understands my situation.

Say, uh...you wouldn't happen to be a chick, would you?

:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

22. OMG

is that rat depicting you, Magic? You poor thang.