I need some new terms to refer to pResident *. Help me out.

[kmla]

I'm getting tired of calling him *. Or W. Or Chimpy.

I want some new expressions to use in my conversations. Like Whistle-ass, but newer and fresher.

How about:

Dorkupine : dork = stupid, porcupine being linked to, well, you understand.

We have some pretty inventive and satirical people here. I'm counting on you.

[LibertyorDeath]

1. My fave is Short Bus Pres & Idiot Son

[catzies]

28. IDIOT SON OF AN ASSHOLE is his full name

http://www.ericblumrich.com/idiot.html

[KC21304]

2. How about the " Presidunce " nt

[displacedtexan]

3. the freak monkey

that's my favorite.

[Wetzelbill]

4. The Ass of Evil

[kmla]

6. That's a good one!

I'll add that to my repetoire...

[methinks2]

5. presiduht

presidunt, prezeduht , duh duh, duhduh
that's it
duhduh

[Bossy Monkey]

7. I'm still pretty fond of mine: the UnPresident

as in unelected, unprepared...

[lefty_mcduff]

8. pResident Evil

n/t

[trogdor]

9. Dumbya is my favorite.

Of course, Howdy Doody comes to mind. You never quite get to see who's pulling his strings.

[sistersofmercy]

10. Well I have lots of names for the little ol' nitwit just depends on

my mood and what the little flying monkey has been up to. In light of the golfing pictures last week I've called him the Ol' Potbellied Thang and a country club bum. Before his whirlwind trip I figured he'd go struckin' around with rooster-posturing, ever notice the swagger with his arms slightly bent, elbows ever so slightly forward trying to make himself look larger than the runt that he is? After his "I'm the leader!" comment it was pResident PooPoohead or preschooler in the WH. About his fake country bumpkin speaking habits, I've called him Huckleberry Fin because I think it's the only BIG boy book he's read and used it as a point of reference for his so called accent which is just plain improper english and insulting to country folks who do speak proper english but will also mix country slang when conversing. Lately I've been thinking about Blue Footed Booby or Dung Beetle. Oh and then there's the evil little simpleton which happens to be my personal favorite.

[CBHagman]

11. The Simian One.

He does remind me very much of a chimp, so I call him the Simian One or perhaps Snippy the Chimp. There used to be a character (and a plush toy) called Zippy the Chimp.

There's also Bush, Part Duh.

I'm blanking out on the others right now.

[boxster]

12. How about "The Head Weeble"?

Remember the toy? Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

It seems like you can bash on W. over and over, and he still pops right back up. No matter what he's accused of, 50% of the public still approves.

In fact, that pretty much fits his entire administration.

And, hey, W could be short for "Weeble" anyway. }(

[sistersofmercy]

13. I like that one! Hahahahahahaha!

Weeble, just Weeble is perfect because feeble W = Weeble.
BWAAAHAHAHAHA!

[LadeJarl]

14. Why not call him

The Iraqi Information Minister?

I mean, what he says is sometimes more incredible than what good old Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf managed to say.

[Swede]

15. Scrub as in: the mission been scrubbed,not accomplished.

[Wolfman 11]

16. my 81 year-old grandfather calls him georgie porgie.

[elfwitch]

17. borrowing one from Steven Grant

Steven Grant is a comic book writer (contemporary of Warren Ellis). His hatred for dickweed seeths with a firey passion. His favorite nickname is The Hand Puppet.

[Lindsey]

18. I call him the squatter...

because that's f'ing exactly what he is. My main question to him would be: "what are you doing in Al and Tipper's house?"

[corarose]

19. I call him the PIECE OF SHIT

I use to call the bastard Dumbya but now I refer to him as

THE PIECE OF SHIT!

[Cush]

20. Chimpy McFlightsuit

as coined by VolcanoJen

[imax2268]

21. Well...

I could say a few but I might get banned...!

I usually refer to him as Chimpy...pisses off my relatives who are die hard repubs...

then there's always...

Chimp McShrub
Cokespoon
BushCo
Fortunate Dunce
Rove's Bitch...

there's more but like I said I don't want to get banned...

[MrScorpio]

22. So simian-like

His Royal Chimptitude
His Bombastic Chimposity
Il Georgio del Curioso
Dopey McChimpnuts
That Greedy Bastard
Chimp Boy

[area51]

23. terms to refer to Bush

My fav, George W. Hoover.

[radfringe]

24. how about

Little Boots
Boots
Bootsie

as far as the Repug party goes - I've been referring to them as a
gaggle of goosestepping goons

[carpetbagger]

25. The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

It fits.

[Darranar]

26. Unelected fraud...

illegitimate president

Tyrant-In-Chief

[LibertyorDeath]

27. The unpresident

[Hubert Flottz]

29. Prince Prick!

Poppy's little Squirt!