Catwoman proposed to me, then stood me up at the altar.

[DrWeird]

I had to sell her 30 karat cubic zirconium ring to a drunken bum just to pay off the preacher. So here I am in Vegas all alone with no place to stay; all I've got is my lime green tuxedo, a rose from 7-11, a hastily purchased 1986 T-top camaro, and half of a bottle of spanish fly (the bum thought it was booze).

sigh.

[LuLu550]

1. sounds like

it is HER loss!
:evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

But................but................but you promised me Ziegfied and Roy!!!!!!

No Z&R, No wedding!!!!! :D

:hi:

[LuLu550]

4. that's right, Catwoman

you have your standards...stick with them!:thumbsup:

[Mandate My Ass]

3. "spanish fly, you know, espanol bzzzz bzzzz"

name that bad 80's movie.

[matcom]

5. THAT TWO-TIMING BITCH!!

i'll get her DAMMIT!

just WAIT until she gets home. i am not... I REPEAT I AM NOT COOKING HER DINNER TONIGHT!

nor am i giving her her daily FOOT MASSAGE!

and don't think for ONE MINUTE that i am going to perform my weekly TONGUE MASSAGE!

ohhhhh noooooooo

not after i found out she is TWO-TIMING ME! x(

nope. NOT gonna do it!

[CatWoman]

10. Matt Baby!!!!!

*you know your'e my numero uno*

He promised me tigers Mat!!

Tigers!!!

Surely you can understand :D

[matcom]

11. Tigers???

honey i promised you the FUCKING MOON!

i mean i painted your house....
i wined you and dined you at Denney's....

I EVEN TOOK YOU PUTT-PUTT GOLFING FOR CHR*STS SAKES!!!

how... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???

i am crushed.

i want a pony

[CatWoman]

12. Awwwwwwwwww, poor baby

I didn't mean it!!!!!

I won't do it again!!!!!!!!

I just can't pass on those fine gastronomical delights at Denny's!!!!!

And my house needs another coat of paint!!!!!

Forget the pony, here's a horse.

[matcom]

13. NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

i wanna WHITE one! x(

*throwing temper tantrum*

[CatWoman]

14. goddamnit!!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

ok. I'll make it even more special. How's about a white unicorn??

[matcom]

15. Nope

a Unicorn only has ONE horn! and i want him SNOW WHITE (with black spots)

i am going out for dinner. if you REALLY love me, you will have what i WANT when i return

*tapping foot*

[CatWoman]

16. BAM!!!!!!

[matcom]

17. too many spots

want more "blotchy

RUCK I AM SOOOOOOO DRUNK>...................


oh mAN...................

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Tough..she was in bed with me and was busy

[joeybee12]

7. You're not the first, and you won't be the last! She lives to inflict...

...heartache!

[Richardo]

8. I've got a telegram here from CatWoman to all you jilteds...

Nya-ha-ha! Stop.

[WillyT]

9. When You Say She "Stood You Up" Do You Mean...

...oh, nevermind!

:evilgrin: