One other helpful conceptual bath to help out some DUers

[Rabrrrrrr]

Here we go:

Hypothesis: Most Americans don't like heavy metal

Rebuttal: I will agree with that statement fully 100%. I would be willing to finance and keep secret the entire oxycontin and gay prositute needs of any group of 10 randomly chosen republicans if that statement isn't true.

Further rebuttal: But let me also just add this:

Most Americans don't like classical music
Most Americans don't like country music
Most Americans don't like rap
Most Americans don't like top 40 (though that could be fasle, sadly)
Most Americans don't like jazz
Most Americans don't like world music
Most Americans don't like the blues
Most Americans don't like salsa/latin music
Most Americans don't like native African drumming music
Most Americans don't like ragas
Most Americans don't like techno
Most Americans don't like trance music
Most Americans don't like having their feet impaled with stoats
Most Americans don't like hip hop
Most Americans don't like western music
Most Americans don't like bluegrass
Most Americans don't like Christian Contemporary (thank God)
Most Americans don't like gospel
Most Americans don't like hymns
Most Americans don't like folk music played by vegetarian lesbians
Most Americans don't like speed metal
Most Americans don't like opera
Most Americans don't like classic rock
Most Americans don't like art rock
Most Americans don't like dance music
Most Americans don't like polkas
Most Americans don't like square dance music
Most Americans don't like jigs and reels
Most Americans don't like hurdy gurdy music
Most Americans don't like circus music
Most Americans don't like psychadelic music
Most Americans don't like industrial music
Most Americans don't like electronic music

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[Swede]

1. That stuff is just noise.

And in my opinion apples are green.

[arcane1]

2. don't forget that war is peace!

and stuff...


:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. You know what I think about noise?

Sounds like heavy metal.

:evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

6. You're wrong.

Green is apples.

[earthman dave]

4. Apples are noise, heavy metal is green, most americans have mullets.

or something

[Swede]

5. Mullets are sooooo noisy.