For your listening enjoyment : The Vermonster Mash!

[hedda_foil]

One of the Dean bloggers, a musician who calls himself "Subway Serenade," has written and recorded an absolutely hilarious parody of Monster Mash! Here's the link to his performance: http://www.tellercreations.com/fsm/vm.mp3

BUSH WAS LEAVING FOR VACATION EARLY ONE NIGHT,
WHEN HIS EYES BEHELD A FRIGHTENING SIGHT.
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DANCIN' IN THE STREET,
WHAT WERE THEY DOING THERE? WHAT WAS THAT BEAT?

(THEY DID THE MASH.)
THE VERMONTSTER MASH
(VERMONTSTER MASH)
IT'S A NATIONAL SMASH.
(VERMONTSTER MASH)
IT'S RAISING CARLOADS OF CASH.
(THEY DID THE MASH.)
THE VERMONTSTER MASH.

SO HE CALLED ROVE AND RUMMY TO THE OVAL ROOM,
WITH CONDI AND COLIN AND HE LOWERED THE BOOM.
ASHCROFT SAW US DANCIN' AND HE HAD TO ASSUME.
"THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO COULD SPELL OUR DOOM."

(WE DID THE MASH.)
THE VERMONTSTER MASH
(VERMONTSTER MASH)
IT'S RAISING OODLES OF CASH.
(WE DID THE MASH)
IT'S NO PAN FULL OF FLASH.
(VERMONTSTER MASH)
IT'S THE VERMONTSTER MASH.

THE DEANIACS WERE HAVING FUN.
(WAA-OOO)
BUT WE KNEW WE HAD ONLY BEGUN.
(WAA-OOO)
IT'S TAKEN TOO MANY YEARS TO KICK OUT,
(WAA-OOO)
GEORGE BUSH AND HIS SONS.

TELL YOUR GREAT GRAND KIDS
YOU WERE A PART OF THE SCENE,
WHEN BUSH AND HIS FRIENDS WERE BURSTING A SPLEEN.
AS THE BACK DOOR OPENED TO THE BLACK LIMOSINE,
AND OUT STEPPED PRESIDENT HOWARD DEAN.

(YOU DID THE MASH.)
THE VERMONTSTER MASH
(VERMONTSTER MASH)
IT WAS A NATIONWIDE SMASH.
(WE DID THE MASH)
AT THE INNAUGURAL BASH.
(WE'LL DO THE MASH.)
THE VERMONTSTER MASH

WAA-OOOO!
OUT THE WAA-ZOOO...

[La_Serpiente]

1. IF Dean is elected

She will become the new poet laureat of the United States. She is always writing poetry on the blog.

[hedda_foil]

2. She's a he. But I think you're right.

The unofficial White House Serenader.

Oh ... I forgot to mention that the sound is better if you download it to your computer before playing.