IT'S... the gibberish thread!

[Bossy Monkey]

Zagootny vahibnee? Bereet galooga shpit!

[Occulus]

1. Mile bleek Simlish.

Teyla-MAH!
Neeis phro... eis fuonyshape.

Soong-soong!

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. hummina hummina hummina

[alfredo]

3. OK

There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."-GW Bush—Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002

edited because I wanted to. You have a problem with ugienutie? Nernie, ueteia!

[TrogL]

4. pl. jrtr er hp

Om yjr nrhommomh Hpf ftrsyrf yjr jrsbrd smf yjr rstyj.

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[TrogL]

6. Hint - it's cryptography

[goobergunch]

5. Danerareacy adlkeraco afsen bartronoy!

Calfiarno farochat taleychet cwesh carenthas.

[alfredo]

7. decipher this

Ymj Nwfvn Rtspjd Ywfu
Gd Bnqqnfr Wfxugjwwd
Rtsifd, Thytgjw 20, 2003; Uflj F23
Ymjwj nx f qjljsi, ymj Wja. Jfwq Sjnq ytqi ymj htslwjlfynts tk Ywnsnyd
Junxhtufq Hmzwhm mjwj tsj wjhjsy Xzsifd, ymfy hjwyfns Fkwnhfs ywngjxrjs
mfaj f hqjajw bfd tk ywfuunsl rtspjdx.
Ymjd gjlns gd rfpnsl f ufb-xneji mtqj ns f hthtszy, ymjs knqqnsl ymj
hthtszy bnym wnhj tw xtrj xnrnqfwqd fyywfhynaj ktti. F rtspjd bnqq htrj
fqtsl, xynhp ns mnx ufb fsi lwfg f knxykzq tk wnhj -- fsi ymjs knsi ymfy mj
hfs'y ljy mnx ufb tzy.
"Ny xhwjfrx ktw mjqu, gzy ny nx ywfuuji gd nyx tbs lwjji," Sjnq jcuqfnsji.
"Fx dtz fsi N hfs xjj, fqq ymj rtspjd btzqi mfaj yt it nx yzws qttxj tk
ymj wnhj. Mnx tujs mfsi htzqi jfxnqd gj bnymiwfbs. Ymj uwtgqjr nx ymfy ymj
rtspjd uqfhjx lwjfyjw afqzj ts ymj wnhj ymfs ts mnx tbs kwjjitr."
Ymfy bfx ymj fyyjsynts-ljyynsl bnsizu. Mjwj bfx ymj unyhm:
"Ymj Gzxm firnsnxywfynts mfx xyzhp nyx mfsi nsyt f hthtszy hfqqji Nwfv,
lwfggji f knxykzq tk tnq fsi htsywtq, fsi stb nx knsinsl ny inkknhzqy yt ljy tzy.
Ny nx ywfuuji gd nyx utbjw fsi nyx lwjji. Stb ny xhwjfrx ktw mjqu kwtr ymj
Zsnyji Sfyntsx (bmnhm ny mfi jfwqnjw inxrnxxji fx nwwjqjafsy fsi
nshtsxjvzjsynfq). Fsi fqq ymj firnsnxywfynts btzqi mfaj yt it nx yt yzws
qttxj xtrj htsywtq, fsi ny rnlmy gj fgqj yt bnymiwfb bnym inlsnyd.
"Gzy qnpj ymj rtspjd, ny uqfhjx lwjfyjw afqzj ts ymj xutnqx tk bfw ymfs ts
kwjjitr ktw ymj Nwfvn ujtuqj, wjhtshnqnfynts bnym ymj btwqi twijw fsi bmfy
rnlmy ajwd bjqq gj ymj xtzq tk tzw sfynts."


Et tu Brute 5

edited by a guest editor