The Critical Consult of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

In this 2002 photo, Tenet is saying, "Well, okay Mr. Vice President, I guess you could say that the CIA cannot guarantee that Iraq DOESN'T have WMDs, I mean if you want to get technical, but we're pretty damn sure they destroyed all of them. And, yes, we DO have a few, isolated, stray reports that they still have some such weapons, but these reports are largely discredited within the Agency. I mean, we just keep them around for laughs. . . . But if you insist, sure, we can make a collection of ONLY these reports and give them too you, but I would caution against using them for anything other than a lark. And, yes, I can have them on your desk by end of business this Friday. I mean, if you insist."

[Cat Atomic]

1. Tennet: "Dammit, Dick! He stayed inside the lines and he DESERVES

a cookie!"

[Skittles]

2. isn't it a hoot when he tries to look "presidential"?

he's looks like a f***ing dork.

[skip fox]

3. Tenet is saying, "Dammit, Dick, be fair, will ya? YOU got to smack him

the last two times he interrupted. Come on, let me have a freakin' turn."

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "Geez, I don't know what the big deal is! All we asked

him is to change each 'no' to a 'yes' and each 'lack of evidence' to 'certain evidence.' Hell, it's just a goddamn typing problem, for Christ's sake!"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Tenet says..."No, dammit, trucks that carried cans of RAID

are not WMD's, no matter what it says on this idiot's piece of paper." capiche?

[cosmicdot]

6. W trying to get a word in edge-wise: we'll someone look at my map

... I tell you this here map is the road to peace ... I got the idea from a paper placemat in Crawford ... I just expanded on the little maze game on it ... won't somebody please look at it ...

[Bossy Monkey]

7. W: This report is still too long! (re: the single sheet)

Does anyone remember when the idiot went on Letterman during the campaign? To read the Top 10 List, he would put his glasses on for the first half of each and take them off for the second half. Like a two-year-old: "You can't see me" wearing glasses.

[AlGore-08.com]

8. Smirk: Damnit, here's ANOTHER Gore vote in my breifing book!!

This is the last time I put Jebbie in charge of a cover up!