That thing you did that you would never, ever tell anyone about

[Pale Blue Dot]

What was it?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I can't tell you

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. Oh, come on, I won't tell anyone!

O8)

[JVS]

2. I killed a bunch of people once.

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. With kindness?

:scared:

[JVS]

10. No

[Rashind]

3. Hmmm...

That would have to be when I fucked your mother! ... Oh, wait, I tell everyone about that. Despite the fact that it never happened. Damn. Back to my sewing, then.

[Pale Blue Dot]

8. So you're the one!

DADDY! :loveya:

[Rashind]

9. No, err, maybe, err, uhm... yeah...

Hey, kiddo, can you loan yer old man a few bucks?

:beer:

[La_Serpiente]

4. OOOO....really? it's really bad that is why

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. The badder the better!

Spill it! You're among friends!

[Nikia]

11. I've told it all

I've told all my darkest deepest secrets to my husband, sister, and/or closest friends. The one thing took over ten years to reveal though and I felt much better about it, but I'm not going to talk about it here. My husband thinks that I tell you people too much anyway.

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. Doesn't your husband understand?

He's ruining my Saturday night!

[Bluzmann57]

13. "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die"

Oh wait, that was someone else. I'll never tell.

[populistmom]

14. Can't tell

I've got a couple good ones though- one's really old (something I did at 18 that I feel horrible about) and one's quite new. Actually one person knows my new secret, but again, I'm not telling.

[Rowdyboy]

15. There was this straight, married guy, with a pregnant wife....

Weeell, maybe I better keep the details to myself...

[Skittles]

16. ha

if I wonder if someone is gay and I hear the words BUT HE IS MARRIED I have to stop and think about how many stupid f***ing naive folk inhabit this earth. :7

[Rowdyboy]

17. "What's the difference in a gay man and a straight man?"

"About a six-pack"

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

[Pale Blue Dot]

21. LOL

and congratualtions for being the only one to actually "contribute" to this thread. But then again, you're not really ashamed, are you?

[Rowdyboy]

28. Oh, babe, I lost all shame years ago...

I could tell you stories that would make your hair curl. And you're right, I really feel no shame. I've done many things I regret, but a roll in the hay with a straight boy isn't one of them...

[stevedeshazer]

27. Well, I was this straight, married guy

My wife was pregnant, and, oh, nevermind...

[Rowdyboy]

30. Honest to God, things happen sometimes

that are really hard to explain, but, boy, do they feel good.

In a rural setting, one takes please where one can find it...

[Rashind]

18. Okay, okay.. out with it for real, now...

I kicked the undead thread, I liked it, and I'm about to dig it up so I can do it again.

[izzie]

19. Well if you will not tell any one once...............

Oh I think I see Ashcroft, I will tell you later.You will love it.

[Pale Blue Dot]

20. Ashcroft is busy looking for the White House leaker

It's safe now, really!

[Darranar]

22. I am, in actuality...

the unelected, fraudulent, occupant of the White House. I am personally responsiblem for the murders of thousands of innocent Afghans and Iraqis.

I despise myself; that's why i'm here.

[Pale Blue Dot]

23. We despise you too!

You're in good company!

[Darranar]

25. Excellent!

Kick me out of office in '04!

Anyone But Me for President!

[hippiechick]

24. Then or now ?

Then = lost my virginity at 15 to my sister's 27 year-old boyfriend (they were the same age).

Now = about to have a fling with a 22 year old cutiepie (I'm 37).


I just can't figure out who the hell I am !!! :silly:


:hippie:

[Pale Blue Dot]

26. Ooooh... that's bad.

I like it! Do you and your sister still talk?

[hippiechick]

32. she doesn't know it happened

... and never will, if i can help it. she married someone else, but it would still hurt her to know.


:hippie:

[rucky]

29. It Started With a Bottle of Wild Turkey...

and ended with me waking up the next morning - fully clothed - with colored light bulbs in my pocket and a matchbook from a strip joint.

If I remembered what happened in between, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't tell anybody.

[Rowdyboy]

31. Wild Turkey stories are almost as good as Cuervo Gold stories

wish you could remember, especially if its something you don't want to tell.

[ProudGerman]

33. It's horrible

I once let a married woman seduce me. All I did was not say no, she took care of the rest. We never spoke again.

I completely ashamed of it. It wasn't even good sex either.

[Pale Blue Dot]

34. You were weak, and I forgive you

Let me just say this:

Number of times women, married or not, have tried to seduce me: 0

Number of times I have clumsily, and unsuccessfully, tried to success women: countless.

If you count my wife in the above, the number approaches infinity.

[Rowdyboy]

35. I can honestly respond

Number of times men, married or not, have tried to seduce me: a few
Number of times I have "clumsily, and unsuccessfully, tried to seduce women" (or in my case men): countless
If you count my partner in the above, my odds improve because he is a man and as such automatically likes sex.

Damn, its fun being gay.

[ProudGerman]

36. forgive me?

Funny, that actually means something to me. Maybe I'll forgive myself one day.