Be among the first to own the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure

[Snellius]

Order today and be among the first to own the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure when they ship in early November

Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.

Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:

"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

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But is it anatomically correct?

[Vogon_Glory]

1. Only If I Get The Right Accessories

I'd only want the Ann Coulter doll if I get aftermarket accessories like the French Collabo-style head-shaving accessory, the tar-and-feathers kit, and the ride-them-out-of-town rail play set.

[elperromagico]

2. I doubt it's anatomically correct

unless it has a duct taped penis and a brain the size of a peanut.

[blondeatlast]

7. Don't forget the Adam's Apple.

[kyrasdad]

3. Accessories

Gotta have the Ann Coutler accessories too...

The Ann Coulter Binge and Purge toilet.

The Ann Coulter coke spoon and mirror.

The Mistress Ann Coulter Dominatrix Kit w/ optional wall shackles. (Great for whipping sense into those silly Liberals, she says)

The Ann Coulter Head Removal from Rushie's ass kit. Hannity and Bush's asses extra.

The Ann Coulter Driver's License Collection, complete with varying birthdates from different states.

The Ann Coulter Trailer Park Trash Electric Blue eyeshadow makeup kit. (comes with gloppy mascara applicator)

And last, but not least, for those Ann is a man fans...

The Ann Coulter At Home Do It Yourself Sex Change Kit.

[mot78]

4. BUY FACIST BARBIE!

Dissent is ignorance, and liberalism is satanic!

[jokerman93]

5. I'd like to Establish a DU Satanic Voodoo Cult

The rest I leave up to the rich imaginations of all rebellious spirits among us...

:-)

[OneTwentyoNine]

6. I'm guessing the action figure weighs more than Annorexic.....n/t

[blondeatlast]

8. Can't read the speech bubble . . . can anyone figure out what it says?

[kyrasdad]

9. Bubble headed blonde speaks:

What are the Liberals afraid of. Let me talk.