I am declaring a moratorium on Jesuses in the lounge...

[Maddy McCall]

There are too damned many of you, and I can't keep you straight. Besides, I thought there was only supposed to be one, being the child of God and all.

No more Jesuses in the lounge. Two are enough!!

:-) :toast: SZJ and SSJ

On edit: Not that I have the POWER to do so, but maybe a little chat with skinner, earl, or elad would remedy this??? Just kidding :-)

[Barad Simith]

1. I Am...

...so Jesus-ey that I didn't even have to put it in my name.

Besides, I don't think a guy named RegularJesus would get very far with the ladies.

[Maddy McCall]

2. Uh oh...

is there are RegularJesus here too?

Christ on crutches! I had no idea we have three jesuses on DU!

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

20. You'd be surprised.

Check this out.

[Rowdyboy]

3. My dear, sweet, jchild

Have you never seen Steel Magnolias? Arwalden can verify-the proper phrase is not Jesuses-it's Jesi (as in Annelle in "Steel Magnolia" and her collection of "baby Jesi" pieces collected from various creches.

[Maddy McCall]

6. LMFAO!!!

Rowdy! How's it going?

Ok, I stand corrected. Would two hippopotamuses be hippopotami?

I will never make this mistake again. 40 lashes!

[Rowdyboy]

9. Exactly,. dahlin',

Actually, Annelle's grammer is correct, instead of collecting "baby Jesuses" she was collecting "baby Jesii" (like cactus and Cactii).

Anyway, life is lovely here in central Mississippi as the storms roll by. Looks like its gonna be a long night.

[Maddy McCall]

14. We had some pretty stormy weather earlier...

hope it cools off...heard it is supposed to be in the thirties Monday AM.

[Maddy McCall]

15. We had some pretty stormy weather earlier...

hope it cools off...heard it is supposed to be in the thirties Monday AM.

[wtmusic]

4. Never enough Jesi

We're going to see some badass miracles going down in the Lounge!

[Supply Side Jesus]

5. if you thought we were bad Jesuses (jesi?)??

check out this horrible rapper?/muscian?/guy with to much time on his hands? He calls himself white jesus.

http://www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=176541&q=Hi

:warning do not click on link unless you have a high threshold for pain and a sick sense of humor:

[Maddy McCall]

7. He invested lots of funds in his graphic art, didn't he...

looks like Windows paint and about two minutes and he had his logo. Music is downloading now...

And, BTW, please don't hold the original post against me, holy one!

[Supply Side Jesus]

8. a simple donation can absolve all my child!

Small bills, under the table. :P

[Rowdyboy]

11. Isn't that the way its always been...

"A simple donation"...Get thee behind me Satan!!!

[Maddy McCall]

13. "God bless you all and most of all, send your moneeeey."

That, my friend, is a Hank Williams Jr. line...perhaps the only that he wrote that ever made me smile.

[Maddy McCall]

12. Better yet, a miracle from you--say, take care of my student loans---

and I will proclaim you the one true jesus!

:-)

[Maddy McCall]

10. OMG that is truly horrible music...

Lyrics suck!

"Shoot you in the head like sixty times, then I will bust some rhymes.."

Sounds like this guy was really really really bored.

Truly bad music.

[Supply Side Jesus]

16. I'm a sick man

I couldn't/ and still can't stop laughing when I hear that song. It is so truely bad it's a parody, but it isn't. Therein lies the tragedy. A hilarous tragedy!

[Maddy McCall]

17. It is hillarious! Got the link saved so I can send some of my buds there.

This is as funny as some of the prank phone calls that made the rounds a couple of years ago. Yes, this guy sounds as if he is really serious about his "music," yet it is pathetic. You pegged it...a hillarious tragedy. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. This thread makes me think of that song Your Own Personal Jesus

(btw, Johnny Cash does a great interpretation of it on his finale CD.)

We need more Jesus's so every Du'er can have their own personal one :D

[Rowdyboy]

19. How about a quick chorus of. "Drop Kick Me, Jesus...

through the Goal Posts of Life"

http://bertc.com/dropkick.htm