Your favorite Oxymorons!

[UrbScotty]

Here's one to start:

Conservative Think Tank.

Think about it: Conservatives, and people who think. They're complete opposites!

[terrya]

1. Mine, I'm saddened to say is "liberal media"

The big lie turned against us.

[Lady Freedom]

18. As a libreal and member of the media....

not fair!

[La_Serpiente]

2. LOLOLOLOL

hmm...

it's cold as hell

[mrbill]

3. military intelligence

n/t

[joeybee12]

4. Yeah, military intelligence, especially now they've f**ked up big time!

[jmowreader]

38. Excuse me?

Cycle of Intelligence, Clinton administration and before:

* The collectors collect.
* The analysts analyze.
* The reporters report.
* The agency sends it to the White House.
* The White House blows off half of it and uses the parts that further its agenda.

Cycle of Intelligence, Adolf Bush regime:

* The collectors collect, until Karl Rove blows their network in a fit of pique.
* The analysts analyze.
* The reporters report.
* The agency sends it to the White House.
* The White House reads the report, goes into shock and awe that it doesn't support their fantasies of world domination.
* Dick Cheney goes to the originating agency and promises to replace everyone who works there with Culinary Institute of America graduates if the agency won't get its shit together because if the people who currently serve America can't cook the intel the way Dubya likes it, he'll get some people who spent four years learning to cook.
* The analysts start making things up. The wilder the better.
* Bush goes before Congress with his wild-ass accusations and tells them if they don't sign off on his latest war jones, they're unpatriotic.

Cycle of Intelligence, as it should be:

* The analysts send up a report the White House doesn't like.
* Dick Cheney visits the CIA to tell them to start cooking the books.
* The CIA ties him upside down and flogs him with huge sticks before skinning him, then dropping him in a pot of boiling alcohol. They videotape the entire affair, then send the video to Mr. Bush with a warning to not try pulling this shit again.
* Bush does the patriotic thing and resigns on national television, then turns himself in to U.S. Marshals.
* After a roundup and kangaroo trial, Bush's life is spared and he's remanded to the nastiest slammer in the Federal Bureau of Prisons to begin serving 20-to-life as a cook in the mess hall. Karl Rove becomes a girlfriend to someone named Animal.

[ClintonTyree]

5. Compassionate Conservative..............

'nuff said.

[salmonhorse]

23. Whoop, there it is ~

[Bunny]

6. Jumbo Shrimp.

Terribly good. Military Intelligence. President George W.Bush (okay, that's not techincally an oxymoron, but you get my drift...)

[oxymoron]

7. hmmm....let me think about it. n/t

[toddzilla]

8. This one wins hands down...

[Cat Atomic]

15. Oxy-Moron- LMAO

[pasadenaboy]

9. Rush Limbaugh

OXY-COTON MORON, or Oxymoron for short.

[Swede]

10. vaguely aware

As in: 40% of the electorate is vaguely aware of what the fuck is going on.

[cosmicdot]

11. the George H.W. Bush Center For Central Intelligence

[BrotherBuzz]

12. Civil War

there ain't nothing civil about war...

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

13. COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE

:D

Wouldn't Toy Poodle be an oxymoron? I mean... just think about it.

[ProudGerman]

14. Christian Right

They are neither Christian, nor right.

[Cat Atomic]

16. Anarchist Organizers

Ok, ok, I know the actual political ideas espoused by Anarchists have nothing to do with chaos or lawlessness. But it still makes me chuckle when I hear about Anarchists arriving at protests on chartered busses and such... it seems like the only way you should ever be able to get a crowd of Anarchists together is through sheer luck.

[salmonhorse]

26. Also a goo't one ~

http://dadadot.org/fu.htm

"Case in point; Anarchists in Eugene, within recent memory, advertised the times & dates of their protest???????????? What? Is? Up? With? That?" ~ Giga-Zen-Dada

[OneBlueSky]

17. President Bush . . . n/t

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[retread]

19. Heard this one from Rummy -- Humanitarian Bombs!!

*

[arwalden]

20. Hot Water Heater?

[kayleybeth]

21. Plastic Silverware n/t

[bubba_fett]

22. Microsoft Works! (nt)

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[Touchdown]

24. Friendly fire.

Also...Country music.:evilgrin:

[montana_hazeleyes]

25. the little blue ones

sincerely,Rush-oh,you said oxymorons? Nevermind!

[Maccagirl]

27. Reagan Democrats

That one gets me steamed every time. RR stood for the polar opposite of all Democratic principles. If you voted for him-you were not a Democrat.

[Wolfman 11]

28. President Bush

[SOteric]

29. Government Organisation.

[SOteric]

30. OOOoo! Oo! Peace Force.

I forgot that one.

[The Lone Liberal]

31. Fox News Fair and Balanced.

Seems like an oxymoron (or oxymoran)

[Dogmudgeon]

32. Court of Law

--bkl

[Nlighten1]

33. Pretty ugly

[Darranar]

34. humane war...

Microsoft works

Compassionate conservatism

Liberal media

Fascist liberals

[imax2268]

35. just a few...!

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[Dogmudgeon]

36. URL, please!

--bkl

[imax2268]

37. where I got that...?

is that what you are asking for...?