help me design my NEXT Tattoo

[matcom]

ok

RBNYC designed my FIRST tatoo (peace sign).

its on my right shoulder (back)

soooooooooo

WHAT would YOU suggest i get on my LEFT shoulder???????????????????

ALL suggestions WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Mmmm......

a picture of bacon sizzling on a cast iron griddle over an open fire with MATCOM cooking and ZenLefty (or maybe ZombyWoof) standing by with emergency beer in hand and off to the side is a portable battery powered TV showing the first sighting of the three-headed fish from the Simpsons and in the back are a couple pine trees, a brown bear way in the background (actually, it's the Hamm's bear - remember him?), some hawks in the air, a few clouds, your six-person tent, a picnic table, and to top it all off a clothesline with three beach towels and one bikini hanging on it (so who's the third person - and who wears the bikini! - that's what people will want to know, and the real secret to the tattoo!).

And of course, when people ask about it, you can just be all quiet and mum and not answer and say "that's for me to know and you to find out, but even the judge had to admit it was classy and let us off with a warning, just for showing panache."

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Hey, no one else had answered yet,

so I figured I had carte blanche by default to just "Let's roll!"(tm) with the idea.

on edit: embarassing when tries to be intellectual by using French, then spells it with error.

[Fuzz]

3. How about a crazed M & M weilding

a bloody sword chasing a dictionary.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. ooh - I like it - or Randy Newman on a porta-potty reciting Sun-Tzu

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Lionel Barrymore with a bayonet spearing cranes in The Ziegfeld

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Osmosis. Or maybe apathy or ennui or elan.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day

[Padraig18]

Naked?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... :puke:

[FloridaJudy]

8. I've got a Phoenix on my left shoulder

I need a Dragon on my right.

The Phoenix is the Chinese symbol for female energy, the Dragon represents male energy. I should balance the Feng Shui...

As to a Peace Symbol, I haven't a clue about how to balance that. It seems complete by itself.

[arwalden]

9. See Sig Line... A Silly Little Blue Duck!

[Lizz612]

10. How about YOUR sig line?

Animating a tatoo would be a problem though...

[arwalden]

12. Hula girl on the biceps could be animated, eh?

[jonnyblitz]

15. who is the guy with MS Bucket in your sig line?

just curious.

[sasquatch]

11. How about.....

A butt, on a butt that's on your butt:evilgrin:

[Kat45]

17. That was the idea Beavis & Butt-head had,

and the escaped con, who they thought was named Kyler (because that's what was tatooed on his forehead, "Killer"), tatooed it on their butts for them.

[Elidor]

13. How 'bout

*SNARF*

[LynneSin]

14. How about "I Worship LynneSin"

But I still think you need a tattoo of lips on your ass - so when you drop trou you can tell them where to kiss it!!

[Elidor]

16. Sounds to me like you're volunteering the lips.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. A traditional sailor's heart with an arrow through it...

But instead of dedicating it to "Mom" or some girlfriend, have the word "Democracy" inscribed on it.

[jonnyblitz]

19. what i always did was check out tattoo websites, matcom

I know a few good ones...

[PittPoliSci]

20. liza minelli taking a shit.

and when you wiggle it just right it looks like she's wiping.

thank you george carlin.