Which DU poster do you think is really Jenna Bush?

[mykpart]

In another thread here, several people stated that Jenna is a regular poster on DU. Which DUer do you think she is?

[CanuckAmok]

1. I know a distant Bush relative who posts here...

...but I promised to not gove that person's identity away.

It's not Jenna, though.

[LynneSin]

12. you talking about me?

or someone else.

And no, I"m not Jenna, but I'm distantly related

:cry:

[7th_Sephiroth]

32. to Jenna bush

if she really is a DUer, my condolences for having a father who has abused cocane so much that he has the mind of a first grader.

[Misinformed01]

2. Skittles

And she is probably going to kick my ass for writing that-

[Skittles]

26. YOU ARE ON MY LIST

when I'm through with Matcom and GOPisEvil (regulars on Sundays) I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.

[JanMichael]

30. Well you'll have to kick mine at the same time Jenna.

Bwahahahahaha!

[Ohio Dem]

3. nothingshocksmeanymore

No doubt about it.

(Sorry nsma, I couldn't help it.)

[SOteric]

4. Forrest Gump

Or maybe HeyHey.

[roughsatori]

9. I Second ForrestGump

I can see Jenna and NSMA on the top of a car.

[JohnKleeb]

10. lol

[ForrestGump]

22. So can I

Is it hot in here?

[ForrestGump]

21. Hey! Hey!

No, not the DUer....

Hey!!

We're not telling...

[Lizz612]

5. ME!

Why do you think my post count is so low?
I have to dress up, ditch the secret service agents, and get to a computer in a public library. Mother and Grandma Bush have been very suspicious ever since I let something slip about Dad being in the Top Ten while I was a little smashed...


(I am kidding, there is no way I would ever want to be her, in fact I kinda feel bad for her, but then I realize she has alot more money than I do, and I get jealous!)

[The Zanti Regent]

6. It's not me!

I have a clear conscience and can sleep very well at night!

[LibertyorDeath]

7. That's easy....... anti_bush

[JVS]

24. Nah, Anti-Bush claims to be from my hometown, Penn Hills

Which I am pretty sure that Jenna never heard of. On edit: Oh wait, that is anti-shrub!

[JohnKleeb]

8. leftistrebel

:D

[SmileyBoy]

13. No, he's not. I met him today.

:-)

[JohnKleeb]

14. I know I was joking

If youre back, then where the fuck is he? :hi: how was the little bugger? Did he do his wood sprite shit on you? lol. Yeah hes a good guy but Derek could live a double life ;). :hi: Derek
Dont bitchslap me for this.

[SmileyBoy]

16. Don't know, I left the bar before him.

We were talking about you today also. We didn't know where the hell you were last night. When Derek explained what happened to you, about the not calling before the party, I was like, "Yeah, that's exactly like something my younger brother would do!!!" My brother's 15 BTW, so it's not like I'm making a bad comparison...:-)

[JohnKleeb]

19. bar?

How the bloody hell did you get in to a bar for him. Oh that. Well Derek is your brother's age. How is he? Well what I did was be an idiot.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Unless you two are making this up to cover for her?

:shrug:

By God, we can't trust anyone here! Conspiracies within conspiracies...

[JohnKleeb]

25. lol

[sister_rosa_refried]

11. Tis I, children!

Tis I. I admit it. Tis, I. Sister Rosa.

Pass me a beer would ya, I've got a fuckface of a father to deal with!

[SmileyBoy]

17. For some reason, with the nun pic and the swearing, I was LOL!!!

LMAO

[Nikia]

15. You caught me

Why do you think that I've gone to so much trouble to create the persona of Nikia? Didn't I tell you that creative writing was my hobby? I thought that no one would suspect me but I know that you all do even though you didn't name me. You just didn't want the secret service to come after you. Well, now I'm out. You can stop pretending that you don't think it's me.

Actually, I'm not really Jenna. No one thinks that, do they?

[izzie]

18. I've got it! It is Millie.

The only Bush that can write.

[leftist_rebel1569]

23. This is just a guess, but I think it's...

Johnkleeb


(take that! :P)

[JohnKleeb]

34. fuck you, you stupid sob

;)

[JackSwift]

27. nothingshocksmeanymore

despite the fact that someone else posted it.

[populistmom]

28. Lady Freedom

Lady Freedom, the horny college chick, always cracks me up with her late night posts, polls, etc. and reminds me of another me in perhaps my previous life (because God knows my current life has lacked much excitement). I vote for her!

[ForrestGump]

31. Lady Freedom? I don't know if she has any bush

in her.

:o

She's gonna tie me down and spank me various parts of her anatomy for that one (if I'm lucky).

[cosmicdot]

29. well, there's a jenn, jenn1977, Jenna, and Arbustosux

listed as members

too obvious?

[slinkerwink]

33. dayumn.....

You caught me! You really want to know a dirty secret about the Bush family?

The poor dog, Barney, is scared to shit of my daddy because when my daddy was drunk one time, he kicked the dog.

I'm also not really Bush's daughter---my sister and I are the love product of Slick Willie....

[Throckmorton]

35. Johnkleeb

and he is cuter than Jenna Bush as well. I wonder if he dates outside his species.

[AquariDem]

36. *giggle* I (hic) have (hic) no idea

[fishnfla]

37. ITS VOLCANO JEN!!

:)

[MaryBear]

38. RebelOne

[JVS]

39. Does anyone have "I'm soooo Drunk" as their sig line?

I think it would be that person.

[LadeJarl]

40. hey Jenna...

Wanna hook up and party? PM me :)

[ZenLefty]

41. Not me, I'm Tupac.

[LuLu550]

42. how about

lunabush?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. I confess..it's me..I didn't vote for that moron either

You think he sucks as a president, you all should have that dysfunctional substance abusing piece of shit for a father. :evilgrin: It's a wonder all I do is smoke a little weed and drink...it's amazing I'm not an axe murderer given my bloodlines.

[ploppy]

44. It's Will Pitt

Just think about it.

:evilgrin:

[Insider]

45. jenna jenna bo benna...

who remembers TO TELL THE TRUTH?

I'M the real jenna bush...

I'M the real jenna bush...

I'M the real jenna bush.

seriously, i'm the real benna jush.