Ugliest cars on the road?

[ironflange]

Nissan Murano
Mitsubishi Outlander
Dodge Pickups
Pontiac Aztek

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Aztek.

Honda Element looks like a boxy hearse.

[jiacinto]

2. I own one

I love it!

[Beaker]

44. That figures. I'll bet it's a yellow one, too.

I was aghast the first time I saw one of those freakmobiles.

now I'm just amused.

[ronzo]

15. hands down.

in yellow, please... *urp*

[greendog]

16. I agree

Yellow Azteks are the ugliest vehicles ever made.

[Hogarth]

18. Worst design ever!

How could anyone buy one of those things on purpose?

[bif]

43. Nothing comes close

It's embarrasing. I practically cringe when I see one on the road. I'm always curious to see what kind of person owns one of them.

[jiacinto]

3. The Yugo

nt

[DS1]

4. Lincoln Navigators

Unbelievalby obnoxious, they make me want to run the owners off the road, or at least put them into a spin, and we all know where those lead.. :grr:

[jiacinto]

5. I love those cars

I wish I could have afforded one.

[BrotherBuzz]

6. Cadillac Escalade?

a hybrid SUV/pick-up thing that looks like a pregnant rhinoceros on steroids.

[jiacinto]

7. I like that car too

nt

[toddzilla]

9. the new nissan z car is horribly ugly

i hate the new "euro" look.. all angles and no style.



the most beautiful car.. modena 360

drool!!

[BrotherBuzz]

10. Well, you're in luck

In a few years you'll be able to sell your Honda Element and buy the white elephant pregnant rhinoceros real cheap!

[Spider Jerusalem]

20. Either you're joking...

or you have truly frightening taste in automobiles. Now, don't get me wrong...I have nothing against hulking, massive, petrol-swilling road-beasts. But such a vehicle ought at least to have some REDEEMING features...such as utility (by which I mean intended use as a WORK vehicle, not as an upscale truck for suburbanites with too much disposable income to cart their children around in) or elegance and refinement (like, say, a Bentley Continental, Deusenberg SJ, Auburn Speedster...most of the vehicles in this category have been out of production for almost 70 years)...the Escalade and Navigator have neither, really. They're just tarted-up trucks with fancy chromium trim, leather seats and wood veneer on the interior. The popularity of these monstrous, misbegotten exercises in bad taste is a sad confirmation of everything the French have been saying about America for most of the past century.

[caledesi]

8. Pacer. n/t

[corarose]

14. Have you seen a Pacer lately?

Shit they should have all been dead by now.

I use to own a Red Pacer bubble car and I loved it. Of course I was still in my teen years and it was an unreliable car.

[Beaker]

45. Pacers were GREAT!

I owned 6 of them thru the years. They were incredibly roomy yet fuel efficient, had tons of cargo space, and ran great. And when they didn't run so great, they were very easy to work on.

[mlawson]

67. I had one in the 70s.

Broke down constantly (it was NEW); the first week I had it, I was stranded 4 times. Total piece of junk!!!!

[Beaker]

70. Out of the ones I owned, only 1 ever gave me any problems-

But it was still incredibly easy to work on. One time I changed the starter without even jacking the car up.

[BlueEyedSon]

11. Element & new RX8

nt

[jiacinto]

12. I love my element!

nt

[soleft]

46. The Element - What were they thinking

It almost seems like they were going for a retro range rover or Ford woodie kind of look

[ArkDem]

48. The Element may be the ugliest car ever

.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. The Hummer

I still think they run on sperm.

[LibertyorDeath]

23. Can you still say Sperm on this board ?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. I just did...

Do the word police come when you say it?

[LibertyorDeath]

27. Well things are more layed back in the lounge but watch what you say

in GD. I was anagramming anN CoUlTer's name and came up with the obvious, which is so true see is a colossal one.

The whole thread vanished. x(

[Hogarth]

30. I used to be a moderator on TalkCity, and ...

... every time I used the term *magna cum laude" I got booted. I guess they had a hard time with the word *magna*. = )

[GoddessOfGuinness]

59. LOL! My son used to play a game called Ink Link...

Which was an online picturegrams game. He was booted for guessing the word "snatch" meaning "to steal". Go figure. :shrug:

[qb]

41. The original Hummers were bad enough

(the ones that look just like the Army ones). I just saw a shiny black version. What a monstrosity. It looked like a cross between an armored personnel carrier and a hearse.

[metisnation]

17. your a murano

if you buy one of these cars

[Another Bill C.]

19. RoboCars

A few years ago I got my grandsons some robot dogs for Christmas. Now there are a whole bunch of cars with that same design. They're really ugly. I call them RoboCars.

[Spider Jerusalem]

21. The new Rolls-Royce Phantom.

Scary looking, innit?

[terrya]

54. God, that IS ugly!!

And it's yours for only, what? $250,000?

[Castilleja]

68. Uh Oh, that reminds me of the evil car in

the movie, "The Car". Scared the crap out of me when I was little.

[AquariDem]

22. That SUV that looks like someone chopped off its butt

I forgot the name of it. It's okay-looking in front, but looks all flat and ugly in back. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

[LibertyorDeath]

24. Hands down & to anyone who owns one all I can say is

did you win it.



An abomination of automobile engineering if ever there was one.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. LOL! That looks like the thing

that eats my squash plants every summer...

[LibertyorDeath]

28. Can you imagine spending your hard earned $ on that and to top it off

getting it in look at me yellow. Wow

What no lime green.

[ArkDem]

57. Remarkably like the Element

.

[last_texas_dem]

29. Chevy Avalanche

(Hope I'm getting the name right; I know very little about cars...) I'm thinking of the truck that looks like three-fourths of it is made of plastic. Totally hideous IMHO! I see a lot of them on the road down here.

[Piperay]

32. UGH, that to me is the ugliest hands down and

wouldn't you know my repuke next door neighbor has one, figures. :puke:

[kmla]

47. I think it's kinda fitting that they are named after a natural disaster...

I think the vehicle that takes it's place should be called "The NEW Chevrolet Plague". Would set an equally cheery mood when purchasing one...

Hideously ugly.

But not as ugly as the Aztek. That is a SPECIAL kind of ugly. An ugly that only comes around once every 25-30 years or so. An ugly that hasn't been since the '74 AMC Matador...

[Maddy McCall]

31. PT Cruisers...

I see them everywhere, and in the most hideous colors. I HATE them.

[RebelOne]

36. They're so ugly that they are almost cute

[Piperay]

73. Yeah, I like them because

they remind me of cars from the 1930's, kind of cute. :-)

[Blue-Jay]

65. What is it with PT Cruiser owners?

Seems that *every* one I see has a vanity plate. Nothing wrong with vanity (cough BLU3J4Y cough) plates, though.

[Kellanved]

33. Fiat Multipla

[baldguy]

34. We can't get those in the US

Thank God!

[Kellanved]

38. lucky you

To continue the parade of ugly Eurocars:
Pluriel (it'S alot uglier in real life):

Audi A2:

[MaineDem]

39. Now that's fugly!!!

Good lord!

[GOPisEvil]

40. I see these all the time here in TX. The "Chevy" from Mexico.

Scary to think what that would be in a bad collision. :scared:

[Castilleja]

69. You may be mistaken,

as that is clearly a shoe.......... :D :D

[Piperay]

75. Now THAT

is UGLY, whew! :puke:

[pippin]

35. hummer, pt cruiser

and the honda that looks like a bread box. included the hummer but am not sure it's really a car??

[XNASA]

37. Any and all Pontiacs less than 10 years old.

GM designs the ugliest vehicles in general. I'm talking exterior AND interior.

Even the venerable Corvette is quite unremarkable IMHO.

But all those Pontiacs, with that clunky cladding, an interior that looks like it was designed by committee, and the faux "Tough-Guy" stance.

Ick.

U-G-L-Y.

[WoodrowFan]

42. Any car with a Bush/Cheney Sticker. (nt)

[pdx_prog]

49. Oh yes....

Honda Element
Aztec
Chevy Astro Vans
That stupid looking Infinity FX
Old Volvos

Any oider SAAB.....they look like boils on wheels...

[pdx_prog]

50. Oh yes and..

the new RX8....

I used to own an RX7 and loved the car.....

The RX8 is putrid looking....

[thom1102]

60. BLASPHEMER!

Take back what you said about the BEAUTIFUL SAAB, or I will SMITE thee, or something!

I love the older Saab's, especially from the pre GM era of about 1986-1992. They were gorgeous!

[Beaker]

71. The goofy thing about those SAAB's wasn't the looks-

It was the ignition switch in the center console.

[OldSoldier]

51. My five...

The Hummers, H1 and H2
Honda Element--even the people on the Honda newsgroup think it's ugly
Mazda RX8--a four-door sportscar?
Nissan 350Z
Cadillac CTS

[donotpassgo]

52. SCION...

Blech

[ThoughtCriminal]

53. I drove a Gremlin in the 70's

So I'm not going to claim any taste, but at least I didn't pay $30,000+ for it - OK, may on repair bills.

[terrya]

55. My first car was a Chevrolet Vega

Blue, with a white racing stripe! Wow...I could crank that aluminum engine up to dizzying speeds of 70 mph on the highway!! :-)

[CO Liberal]

56. My Top 5

1 - Citroen 2CV (any year)
2 - 1957 Edsel
3 - 1961 DeSoto (so ugly they stopped making them that year)
4 - Pontiac Aztek
5 - Honda Element

[arwalden]

58. HUMMER (Ugly) ... The Mini... just FUNNY looking.

[midnight armadillo]

74. Hummer is ugly as SHIT

The H2 screams "compensating for a teeny weenie."

The Minis are cool though, although I'm 10 years too old to buy one, these days I need trunk space.

The Toyota Matrix is pretty fugly too.

[geniph]

61. This new-fangled fashion for shoeboxes with wheels

aka, the Honda Element, H2 Hummer, Pontiac Aztek, whatever that Saturn SUV is, has got to STOP. Those cars are frigging eyesores. They're horrible.

There's one particular color of Aztek that's particularly puke-inducing - kind of a metallic greenish-orange (hard color to describe) - it's like a migraine on wheels. UGH! That car has one of the UGLIEST ass ends I've seen since the 400-pound plumber dropped his pipe wrench. <shudder>

[Jack The Tab]

72. The worst car color is that sickly Cadillac Bronze...

It's so terrible. It makes any car look so ugly..

[geniph]

76. I dunno, that Aztec greenish-orange

metallic really made me feel as if there was something seriously wrong with my eyes or with the world that could allow such a thing to exist.

I saw a great big huge 4x4 pick-em-up truck, all custom chrome wheels and fancy-pantsy stuff - and the thing was painted this sort of slightly orangey PINKISH, like something you'd give a kid to treat diarrhea. It was HORRIBLE and should never see the light of day again. The canopy was painted the same color, so it was obviously a custom job that someone picked ON PURPOSE.

You have to wonder sometimes if people are completely color-blind.

[ironflange]

62. Nearly forgot this one

[xultar]

The Last Caprice Classic - the old police car

OMFG, every time I saw one of those ugly ass cars on the road I wanted to RAM IT!!!
What possesed GM to insult us with such an ugly design.

[xultar]

63. The Last Caprice Classic - the old police car

OMFG, every time I saw one of those ugly ass cars on the road I wanted to RAM IT!!!
What possesed GM to insult us with such an ugly design.

[Parche]

64. Ugliest

Any SUV

[Castilleja]

66. Aztek, Element, Hummer

My husband loves the Honda Element, but I saw it actually being driven through a parking lot and revulsion struck anew! ;) When we owned a Suburban, I thought the giant Ford SUV's were way too bulgy, and not sleek or graceful as was the Suburban (for a bus). Nowadays, they ALL seem to look that way and lack any grace in styling, but the Hummer people didn't even try.

[SmileyBoy]

77. Element, Hummer H1, Hummer H2, Mini-Cooper, AZTEK.

The Element looks like it was designed by a retarded 4th grader.

[ozymandius]

78. Believe it or not - I saw a Chevy Citation last week.

It was being hauled on a flatbed wrecker - but used up until recently. I had to fight the urge to hoist a fistful of dirt and throw it at the car.