Forget Jenna! Which DU poster is Diana's journalist ex-lover?

[emad]

Of all the self-professed world authorities on the subject of Princess Diana and the British monarchy, one alone stands out on the DU as Mr Obvious House of Windsor Freeper. If you've ever met him you will know that he's a jolly good chum of Dick 'Rummy' Rumsfeld and has made a career out of nauseous freeper headlines and exclusive right-winger interviews in the UK press. A crawler, creep and buddy of UK Tory party leader Ian Duncan Smith, he's now on the slide but hoping for a big time comeback with what may well turn out to be something that makes Harry Potter seem like the true and un-expurgated version of the Old Testament. If Di's ex-Butler Paul Burrell doesn't finally spill the beans and reveal his identity this week, the word on the UK press grapevine is that a major tabloid newspaper will out him as well as some of his more noxious postings on various internet messageboards, including the DU.................

[Dogmudgeon]

1. How can we forget Jenna?

I think about her constantly. Day and night. Not a minute goes by that she's not on my mind.

Of course, it's all a lie. I am able to go weeks without that sweet li'l Texas Turnip skipping naked through my brain.

But forsake my beloved Longhorn Strumpet for a tragic figger from Merrie Olde? When it comes to scandals, I like to Buy American.

Next thing you know, we'll be outsourcing all our dirty laundry to India. And that would just be wrong.

--bkl

[emad]

2. India is still part of the Merrie Olde Commonwealth, as far as I

can remember....and as for outsourcing - what about that croc of crap that the US Navy is sending to the UK Hartlepool shipyard for toxic decommissioning.... Best illustration of 'The Special Relationship'???

Maybe Jenna will come to England to study - like Chelsea - and after matriculating take on a freebie like Goodwill Ambassador for the UK's United Distilleries? I bet Grandma Barb can pull a few strings in that direction.

[Racenut20]

3. I don't know

Grandma to the World never seemed to care too much for the grandchildren she called "darkies". Perhaps she needs to review her "family values".

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. Screw Him.

I'm more interested in Malloy's nom de plume. ;-)

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. I'm starting to feel like I'm the only "nobody" on this board...

I'm not Jenna, I'm not Mike Malloy, I'm not Howard Dean, I'm not Cher (well, lemme check... nope, not Cher), I'm not Dennis Kucinich, I'm not Paul Krugman, I'm not even Joe Lieberman!

(I am, however, the Queen of England. Don't spread it around.)