CAPTION the awkward family get together

[underpants]

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. Condi says

"I hate it when he has his balls scratched by a boom mic."

:)

Rummy says

"Boy the chick in blue has a nice rack, huh?"

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. Condi:

how'd i get set up with these rich, white assholes, i'm setting my race back 500 years, but i could continue leaking stuff til i'm the only one left, heh heh heh, the first black female president.

[underpants]

2. Now Rummy what do you have to say to Condi? Come on now..

Rummy: mfmfmfffmfgmm

Now Rummy come on say hello to Condi

Don't wanna

Condi:I don't have to look at him do I?

[booksenkatz]

3. Bush sez

My cat's breath smells like tuna.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

4. It's "cat food", not tuna.

Don't bring the Wiggum if you can't do your homework. ;)

[booksenkatz]

13. Yeah, I thought of that after it was too late

but it's certainly the most vapid thing I can think of, that's fer sure!

[Mr. Jinx]

5. Condi must be checking her nails a lot at times like these.

[underpants]

9. Can't....get...the ...blood....out ...of my nails....I wash and wash.....

Sad.

[NJCher]

6. body language 'sez

We know we're in deep doo-doo, to borrow a phrase from somebody else who didn't make a second term.


Cher

[skip fox]

7. "Why I remember back in '56 when I was a mere tadpole, and my Pappy

gave me a strappin' I'm still afeelin' in my lower spine, if you know what I mean. It's all cause of an ol' hound dog. Name was Blue. Now ol' Blue didn't know it then but I'd filled his food bag with pepper and , . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

Rummy is thinking, "Geez. Not another one of these! Little peckerhead knows I don't dare slap him in front of the cameras. . . . But boy, just wait til they're gone. . . ."

Connie is thinking: "And so the sandman put the sleepy dust in the little princess's eyes and . . . (zoned)."

[AlGore-08.com]

8. Smirk: So I told Jebbie there is too a Santa and I'll prove it

So I called up the Pentagon and asked for a few dozen of them landmines laced with spent urainium and buried them around the various chimneys here in the White House. See, my thinking was that the blood trail might not be enough to track Santa, and the residual radiation in his gaping wounds could be tracked with a geiger counter or something. Gosh, it just bugs me when everybody calls me a moron, because a moron wouldn't have known that their were such things as geiger counters, let alone what you use 'em for. Anyhoo, I totally forgot to tell Pickles about the landmines - - and I didn't forget on purpose, no matter what incriminating memos 'n stuff that stupid leaker faxes you guys from the Vice President's private fax machine - - gosh, I wish we could catch that leaker guy, he's such a pain. Not that Pickles actually blew up or anything - - at least that would have been totally cool to watch - - she just got a little frightened by the noise and the mushroom cloud, the big baby. So that's why she filed for divorce this morning. Some people have no f*ckin' sense of humor, ya know? So as a result of all this, I'm announcing the new name of the White House is "Party Harty Central", and the fine folks Hooters will be here this afternoon to officially redecorate the joint in their own image, not that I'm cleaning up on the deal. And the bestest part of making this armpit a Hooters is that Condi and Rummy here will be the waitresses. Now, any questions?

[underpants]

10. Rummy in running shorts and pantyhose?

Yikes!

[eileen_d]

11. Dubya: "My baloney has a first name, it's --"

Rumsfeld (thinking): "He's reading it off the cards perfectly! Now tell me again that this is a one-term president."

Rice (thinking): "Honky muthafuckers."

[cosmicdot]

14. W: the situation around the world, wherever we butt in, is grave ...

the problems are enormous ... South America, the Philippines, the Middle East etc., we, therefore, will take 2 and 1/2 questions today just after we take a look at the donors' conference "tot" board over there; and, then, we'll kick you out ...

[Swede]

15. Rummy's thinking "Am I uncomfortable? You bet! Next question."

Bush is thinking "Don't say anything stupid. Please,please,don't say anything stupid."
Condi's thinkg "Where was I? Oh yeah, 65 bottles of beer on the wall......"

[skip fox]

16. Come on, DU, time to take the reigns and CAPTION!!!

:toast:

[skip fox]

17. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[blondeatlast]

18. King George the Dumb: "Pickles gave me this Merkin last night;

All true patriots should have Merkins. Heh, heh. I made a dirty joke!"

Rumor: "Whoever's ticklin' me, just stop it, willya?"

Condi: "This reminds me of the meet and greet at the Miss America, except the press is so NASTY! At least Rover said he'd land one up the side of Rummy's head after he caught Rummy chewin' MY fingernails. Damn, this one's bleeding."