Man Arrested For Public Display Of 'Porno Pants'

[matcom]

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OREM, Utah (AP) -- A man ordered out of his pickup by police gave them fair warning.

Before he got out, the 43-year-old told officers he was wearing his "porno pants."

The outfit turned out to be a pair of jeans with the backside cut out, except for a thin strip of material down the middle.

The man told officers he had been stripping at a private party in nearby Murray, and wanted to stop at a convenience store to see how people would react.

But the folks in the store weren't amused and called authorities.

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2003/10/27/man_arrested_for_public_display_of_porno_pants/

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. goddamned mormons

too uptight for thier own good

[Webster Green]

2. Where I live.....

he wouldn't raise an eyebrow, much less get arrested.

[Fenris]

3. Porno Pants is a rare disease that effects 1 in 50,000 Americans

It involves the rapid deterioration of denim directly around the backside, save a strategic and often thin strip of jeans covering the middle. While there is no cure for Porno Pants, doctors at the Mayo Clinic are currently testing a vaccine to prevent future outbreaks of the disease.

[Champion Jack]

4. HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good one

[TrogL]

5. I don't get it

That's what my jeans look like.