Which is your favorite Simpsons song/medley?

[joeybee12]

Poll question: Which is your favorite Simpsons song/medley?

I had to go with "Oh, Streetcar!" but there are so many wonderful ones! I didn't even have space to put down "other"--please add more!

[Bertha Venation]

1. Monorail!

I broke the ring off my pudding can
Take my penknife, my good man

[joeybee12]

3. Yeah, I meant to put that one in! A classic!

We need more than 10 options when we make up polls.

[DieboldMustDie]

26. Flintstones Theme (Homer's version)

Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the, town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
Waaaah!

<crash>

[Richardo]

27. "Is it true the track could bend?"

"Not on your life, my Hindu friend"

[7th_Sephiroth]

40. hey

go to http://www.newgrounds.com and search for Heatman: Dr. Zaius

[VelmaD]

2. Too many good ones...

to pick just one.

And you didn't even include the one about the burlesque house, or Willy singing "Downtown", or "Who needs the Quick-E Mart?", or the Mount Splashmore song, or "CLetus the Slack-Jawed Yokel".

But my all-time favorite - "Monorail". :-)

"Were you sent here by the Devil?"
"No, good man, I'm on the level."

[meegbear]

4. None of the Above ...

The Amendment-To-Be song, based on the School House Rock "I'm just a Bill".

[joeybee12]

30. It's true, some cartoons do inspire violence!

[jmm]

33. That's my fav too.

Krusty:
Well Itchy and Scratchy are gone.
But Here is a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
(Krusty tries to laugh but ends on a sad note, then moans)
Sorry about this kids, but stay tuned; we've got some real good toy commercials coming right up, I swear.


(Music starts playing)
Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?


Amendment:
I'm not garbage.
(Amendment starts singing)
I'm an amendment-to-be, Yes an amendment-to-be,
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.
There's a lot of flag-burners, Who have got too much freedom.
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat'em.
Cause there's limits to our liberties,
At least I hope and pray that there are,
Cause those liberal freaks go too far.


(Spoken)
Kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning?


Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional. But if we changed the Constitution...

Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!

Amendment: Now you're catching on!

(Scene flips back to Bart and Lisa)
Bart: What the hell is this?
Lisa: It's one of those campy "70's" throwbacks that appeals to Generation "X"ers.
Bart: We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.


(Spoken)
Boy: But what if they say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?


Amendment singing:
Then I'll destroy all opposition to me.
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.


(Big Fat Guy in a brown suite comes running up and states)
Big Fat Guy:
Good news, Amendment!
They ratified 'ya.
You're in the U.S. Constitution!


Amendment: Oh, yeah! Door's open, boys!
(At this point, other "right wing" bills and amendments run up the stairs of congress, shooting guns into the air and throwing bombs around).


(Scene flips back to Bart and Lisa)
Lisa: So it's true: some cartoons do encourage violence.
(Lisa punches Bart)
Bart: Ow! We gotta get Itchy & Scratchy back.
Lisa: And soon!
(Lisa punches Bart)
Bart: Ow!
(Lisa chuckles)

[Bossy Monkey]

50. Ditto to Amendment Song n/t

[ironflange]

5. Who Needs the Quicki-Mart?

Hard to believe there are so many rhymes for "Quick-Mart."

[SmileyBoy]

14. When I arrived, you were all such jerks...

...but now I've come to loooooove your quirks,

Maggie with her eyes so bright,
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright!

Lisa can philosophise,
Bart's adept at spinning lies,
Homer's a delightful fella,
Sorry 'bout the Salmonella!!!

Homer: "Heh heh, that's OK."

Grampa, pulled from chair: "Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!....."

Who needs the Quick-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part,
Oh won't you rhyme with meeeee...

Who needs the Quick-E-Mart?

Marge: "Their floors are sticky-mart,"
Lisa: "They made Dad sicky-mart,"
Bart: "Let's hurl a bricky-mart,"
Homer: "The Quick-E-Mart is real - D'OH!!!!"

Who neeeeeds the Quick-eeeeeee-Maaaaaart,
Not Meeeeeeeeee!!!!!.........

Forget the Quick-E-Mart,
Good bye to Quick-E-Mart,
Who needs the Quick-E-Mart

NOT ME!!!!

[Cooley Hurd]

43. It's my favorite...

"Marge w/ hair by Frank Lloyd Wright..." Almost sounds like They Might Be Giants is ghost-songwriting for them.

[joeybee12]

45. He lied to us through song!!!!!!!!

I hate when people do that!

[felonious thunk]

6. T Mc C

I love legitimate THEEater.

[On the Road]

7. I Love the "Canyonero" Jingle

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!

[Zuni]

69. the commercial is classic

especially the end, where it chases down all the deer.

[Rashind]

8. Hens love roosters...

Hens Love Roosters
Geese Love Ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders
Homer: Not me!
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

Classic, total classic.

Also excellent:
You see, some men hunt for sport,
others hunt for food
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good

See my vest, see my vest,
made from real gorilla chest
See this sweater there's no better
than authentic Irish setter

see this hat, 'twas my cat
My evening wear a vampire bat
This white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino

Grizzly bear underwear
Turtles necks I've got my share
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest!
Try my red robin suit
It comes one breast or two

see my vest, see my vest, see my vest
Like my loafers
former gophers
It was that or skin my chauffeurs
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best

So lets prepare these dogs
kill two for matching clogs
see my vest
see my vest
oh, please, won't you see my veesssst
(I really like the vest!)

[Cooley Hurd]

44. Along those same lines - Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel

"Some folks will never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll
Like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel..."

[Bertha Venation]

9. forgot one...

To the tune of "Those Were The Days," and the only line I remember is,

for no reason, here's Apu

[joeybee12]

32. Michael Jackson still was black!

Those were the days!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bertha Venation]

10. this thread reminds me of...

..."Why Couldn't They Blow Up Saddam"

did anyone else hear it? NPR played it twice, on different days, a couple of weeks ago. Funny.

[joeybee12]

35. Didn't hear it--remember any of the lines?????

[Loonman]

11. We put the "Spring" in Springfield

Also, the Stonecutters song:
"who made Steve Guttenburg a star? We did, we did"

[joeybee12]

12. Can I Borrow a Feeling???????

Can you lend me a jar full of love?

Hurtin' hearts need some healing.

Take my hand with this glove of love!

[CatWoman]

13. Dr. Zeus, Dr. Zeus

that was so funny :D

http://www.geocities.com/ian_tycoon/sounds.html

[Salviati]

17. Help me Dr. Zeus!

Although I'm sorry to see that the stonecutters song isn't up there...

[Richardo]

23. "I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpanzee..."

The funniest line in a musical ever.

[Zuni]

70. I agree on that one

The planet of the Apes musical was 1st class

[joeybee12]

71. I really like the shows when Marge's sisters show up

They crack me up--they're just so vile!

[quispquake]

15. Also, "In the Garden of Eden" by I. Ron Butterfly

One of the funniest things I've EVER seen!!!
pp23

[mac56]

18. Homer to Marge: "We used to make out to this hymn!"

nm

[northzax]

19. wait a minute!

this sounds suspiciously like rock and or roll...

[joeybee12]

22. You have befouled this scared place with your POPular music!

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

66. This sounds like rock and/or roll!

:)

[Kamika]

16. I hate every ape I see

From chimpans-A to chimpan-Z

[Richardo]

25. oohh beat me to it, Kamika...

:D

[Rowdyboy]

20. Apu singing "I'm Just a Simple paper boy..."

From "Streetcar!"

[WillParkinson]

21. From Songs In The Key of Springfield...

Look At All Those Idiots by Mr. Burns.

[LynneSin]

24. That cheesy takeoff of the 'Saturday Morning Rock's I'm just a Bill

and where is the Stone Mason song?

[joeybee12]

28. You mean the Stone Cutters????

I need more than 10 choices for this poll!!!!!!!!!!!

[Vitruvius]

31. The Stone Cutters' Song

Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do.

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do.

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do.

Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!

[Kamika]

29. When i was seventeen...

I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer that I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen.

[CanuckAmok]

34. "We put the 'spring' in Springfield..."

Our ony major quarrel is your total lack of morals,
Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad, they seem to entertain your dad..."

[Coventina]

36. That is my FAVORITE episode!!

Bart: Ma'am I have been grossly misinformed about witches!


BEST LINE EVER!!!!!

:D

[Catshrink]

37. "Joy to the World..."

The teacher's dead,
We barbequed her head.
And what about her body?
We flushed it down the potty,
And round and round it goes,
and round and round it goes....

Sung by Nelson

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

38. Garbageman Can!

only cuz bono of u2 had a bit part in it

[peekaloo]

39. He lied to us by song....I hate when that happens!

"Who needs the Quickie Mart".

[noonwitch]

41. See My Vest

But it was a hard choice between that and "Stop the Planet of the Apes". I had the first one on my answering machine for a while.

[peekaloo]

42. I had a friend in Houston whose band did a punk version

of 'See My Vest' at their shows.

Hi-larious!

[Guaranteed]

56. That one's awesome too.

Very creative, very funny. :)

[joeybee12]

46. Kickin' this back up--I was sure this thread would be around for days

Guess I overestimated the number of Simpsons fans out there--there appear to be more sports fans!!!!!

[Kamika]

47. kick too

I know how you feel :D

[joeybee12]

48. Thanks--I was thinking of starting a second poll with all the suggestions

of songs that didn't make my top 10.

Then people would find more and I'd have to start a third thread!!!!!!

[Vitruvius]

49. And a delayed kick

:kick:

[Pert_UK]

51. The sanitation blokes are jolly friendly folks, Courteous and easy-going

They mop up when you're overflowing.

And tell you when your arse is showing!

Genius!

P.

[Pert_UK]

52. Why would I wound his body with bullets when I can set his soul afire...

with a slanderous mambo?

:-)

ROFL!!!

P.

[joeybee12]

53. You rotten old wrtech!

Burns!

That was on last night--poor Tito is gone!

[NYYFan]

54. Another vote for Monorail

. . ."but Main Street's still all cracked and broken"
"Sorry mom, the mob has spoken"

MONORAIL
MONORAIL
MONORAIL !!!

MONO- D'OH !

[Guaranteed]

55. THE RAMONES- singing "Happy Birthday" to Mr. Burns!

That is the ALL TIME CLASSIC. I laugh my ass off every time I hear em say "Go to hell, ya old bastard!" at the end.

If you have the means I highly recommend a listen to the clip.

[peekaloo]

57. Have the Rolling Stones killed!

LOL

[joeybee12]

58. Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed!

I also like when Burns--a la Marilyn Monroe--sings Happy Birthday Mr. Smithers.

[Guaranteed]

59. "Aaahhh...these minstrels will sooth my jangled nerves."

"I'd just like to say this gig SUCKS!"
"Hey, UP YOURS SPRINGFIELD!"

[joeybee12]

61. I think this was also on recently--it's the Bobo episode isn't it?

That was the season when The Simpsons really hit its stride.

[Guaranteed]

64. Yup...."Rosebud."

5th season. You can find clips of it on iMesh or Kazaa if ya look. It's good for quick cheer-ups. :)

[joeybee12]

68. I'll keep buying th Simpsons on DVD up until the 8th or 9th season

They were all classics until then, and after that it started getting hit or miss. The writing just wasn't there anymore.

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

60. Who keeps the metric system down? We do....

We do...

[LifeDuringWartime]

62. speaking of the simpsons,

last year this day, the band moe.'s halloween concert was simpson's themed. they played the beginning theme, the itchy and scratchy theme about 40 times, see my vest, bagged me a homer, and about 2-3 hours of their own music. it was a fun night!

www.moe.org

[joeybee12]

65. It doesn't get any better than that!

[peekaloo]

63. Flaming Moe's

where liquor in a mug, warms you like a hug.

[peekaloo]

67. Party Posse....Join the Navy!

the subliminable message :

There's trouble in a far off nation
Gotta get in a love formation
Your love's more deadly than Saddam
That's why we gotta drop the bomb!




Yvan eht nioj..
Yvan eht nioj..
Yvan eht nioj
NIOJ!!

If your in a mess
You'll come around
And you'll sing it again
Yvan eht NIOJ!!

Yvan eht nioj..
Yvan eht nioj..
Yvan eht nioj..
NIOJ!!

[joeybee12]

72. Is this really from the Simpsons?

I guess it would be from the one where Homer joins the Naval reserve and the Village People (along with Smithers) sing In The Navy on top of the submarine, and then drown when it submerges!

[peekaloo]

73. No...it's when Bart joined a boy band, Party Posse

N'Stink were the guest stars......it was a ploy by the Navy using "subliminable" messages in their videos for recruitment.

[joeybee12]

74. NOW I remember!

A friend hates that episode, because he hates N'Sync!