Dubya's 5 areas of college study

[Loonman]

[demnan]

1. Geez that gives me a headache just looking at that

but really don't you think he could afford the good stuff?

[Loonman]

2. Well

Well, maybe Jenna n' Barb, but we already know they like the margaritas.

[StopTheMorans]

3. brought a tear to my eye

Mad Dog is made exclusively in my (former) hometown where I grew up, we used to drink the stuff all the time.

[Parche]

4. 5 other classes

Recess
Underwater basket weaving
Speech therapy
PE
German language

[Kellanved]

5. apparently he has failed those

At least the Speech and German classes for sure. :shrug:

[JVS]

6. DON'T KNOCK THE STREET WINE!

Sometimes you need the power of the big choo-choo.

These wines are all too cool for W to drink.

[felonious thunk]

7. What's the word?

Thunderbird.

[JVS]

8. How's it sold?

Nice and cold.

[Swede]

10. Make sure it's fresh.

Don't want none of that old wine.

[kmla]

9. What's the word? Thunderbird!

What's the price? 50, twice!

(Price has probably gone up since I heard that saying, though...)

Truly nasty tasting stuff, that Thunderbird. Bought a bottle in college just to see what it tasted like.

I decided the taste that it most resembled was the smell of paint stripper, if that makes any sense...

[Gato Moteado]

11. he minored in cocaine

nt