What is the ugliest team uniform ever?

[Swede]

Poll question: What is the ugliest team uniform ever?

I mean people get paid good money to design these hideous things. Please feel free to add your nominations.

[gratuitous]

1. Original Denver Broncos uniforms

Ugh-oh-rama! Mere words cannot do those eyesores justice, but I can't seem to find a site on the Internet that pictures them. Probably just as well . . .

[Swede]

5. Didn't it have a goofy looking horse bucking?

[joeybee12]

16. I think it was better than the ones they have now

I would have included that on this list.

[Cush]

33. Agree

THe new uniforms are horrible. (like the logo on the helmet)

[devilgrrl]

50. Actually they had a few of them...

and

[chaumont58]

38. Didn't they have vertical stripes on the socks?

*

[leftofthedial]

44. everyone always brings up the vertically striped socks

like they were a bad thing or something.

[leftofthedial]

2. San Diego Padres mustard and shitbrown

Looked like the product of a binge across the border in TJ.

[Swede]

7. Like shit stuck to a cassock.

[maveric]

52. We called them "shit and piss".

They were polyester too.

[david_vincent]

3. Canucks 'V' uniforms, hands down

When they were introduced, people everywhere - hockey fans, sports observers, and folks who simply spotted them on the evening news highlights - were unanimously repulsed. From coast to coast, everyone who laid eyes on them had but one question: "What were they thinking?!"
My favorite runnerup: on Ebay I once saw a hockey jersey that featured the acronym NASA positioned within (I kid you not) a big flaming fireball. Did NASA ever have a hockey team? What a choice of symbols... to top it off, the jersey was a dayglo pink/orange color. You had to see it to believe it. As I recall, it went unsold...

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. The Edmonton girl's hockey team ca. 1916

http://www.birthplaceofhockey.com/hockeyists/swastikas/pic-edmt-swas%201916.html



Does anyone have a picture of these Vancouver "V" jerseys? Sounds repulsive, but I have no idea what they look like. I find many of the ugly "C" design with the dolphin or orca or whatever the hell it's supposed to be on it, but nothing with a V.

[Swede]

9. Swastikas! wow

[Norbert]

15. Edmonton Swastikas?

Hard to fathom that was ever an acceptable symbol.

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Swastikas were very popular before the Nazis - it was a good

luck charm sign. It's Hindu.

Hitler really killed their use in perpetuity now, but in 1916, it WAS perfectly acceptable, since it wasn't associated with evil at all.

[carpetbagger]

32. I used to live in a house with Swastika tiles ca. 1920

The last guy who lived in it was an ex-RAF pilot, and I met the son of the guy who built it, who fought in the war as well with the US Army.

I figured if it didn't bother them, it shouldn't bother me.

[devilgrrl]

51. Vancouver ugly V sweater

[Rabrrrrrr]

56. Hmmm......yes, that is ugly

I like the design, but the colors just scream out something that they would have worn on Eight is Enough or Starsky and Hutch.

[Norbert]

6. One vote for the 'stros 1980s uniforms.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. My God, that just SCREAMS 1980s, doesn't it?

Uhhhhhh-GLY!

[Padraig18]

10. Astros!

I'm always tempted to look for the extension cords they must have them plugged into...or are the battery-powered? :P :bounce:

[benddem]

11. You'all obviously have not seen the new Oregon Ducks football team

This is an all time hideous mistake.:thumbsdown:

[dawgman]

12. what you don't like dayglo yellow and dark green

easily the worst EVER!

[Swede]

13. What's it look like?

[rucky]

14. Ding! Ding! Ding!

Chartreuse makes them do crazy things

[ScreamingMeemie]

26. Agreed. This is what I was going to post...especially the

mix and match. What is it? Lighting and thunder or something? They look like dance costumes, honestly. Blech.

[ironflange]

36. Here's what's nice about it

Every player has his GPA on the sides of his helmet.

[Swede]

43. And the N on Nebraska stands for........

Knowledge.

[Twillig]

47. Almost matched in awfulness by their band's uniforms

[Hokie]

18. Pittsburg Pirates all yellow

From the late 70's. Those were really hideous. The early 70's Oakland A's green and yellow were bad too.

[Swede]

19. Pirates yeah. And they had a funny looking cap too.

Green and yellow for a ball team. Sheesh.

[mac56]

21. The '80s Phillies road uniform.

Powder blue. Looked like a pair of pajamas.

Add image on edit:

[alphafemale]

25. Picksburg Pirates with pin stripes and pill box hats

Can't find a suitable image.

ugh!

[yankeedem]

27. Ugh indeed

[yankeedem]

20. Here's a few

;;

Bill Veeck specials from the late 70's through 81.

[ronzo]

35. some more ugly...

From 1979

Get a load of Stoney... and that sharp Padre's uni.

[mbartko]

53. Wow, I forgot how bad those Sox uniforms were.

They don't even look like baseball uniforms.

[yankeedem]

55. I just realized

They look like bowling uniforms. Stone especially.

[DemNoir]

22. Philadelphia Eagles

Any Period. Their uniforms are always a travesty!

[jumptheshadow]

23. Tennesee Titans

I can't figure out if the uniform is ugly or just desperately boring.

[DemNoir]

24. Hmmm I like the Titans uniforms

They look like comic book super heros.

[Zomby Woof]

28. the new Phoenix Suns uniform

Their alternate home uniform is sponsored by Home Depot and looks the part.

[THUNDER HANDS]

29. the new york islanders fisherman logo was bad

that was hideous, probably the worst logo ever.

[Swede]

30. Fishsticks anyone?

[bif]

31. Mighty Ducks

What a horrid logo!

[Cush]

34. Pics of Vancouver Uni's

[SmileyBoy]

37. It's gotta be that old Canucks V.

Although, honourable mention goes to the old OLD OOOLLLLDDDD school Chicago Blackhawks unis with the alternating horizontal black white and red stripes. *shudder*

[Cat Atomic]

39. NO! The Astros have the BEST uniform!! Why does no one see that?!

[HEyHEY]

40. Canuck V uniform

And that's from a die-hard fan



ewwwww

[WilliamPitt]

41. Cleveland Browns

[Ohio Dem]

42. Yep. Browns.

Brown and Orange do not go together, people. It's really that simple.

Black and Orange, on the other hand, are just fine.

[HuckleB]

45. Arizona Diamondbacks.

How MLB allowed that to pass muster is beyond me. I've yet to find a minor league uniform that is worse. It's amazing in its symbolism, though. The Valley is famous for poor design, from just about every way one can use the term.

[anti_shrub]

46. New York Islanders third jerseys

Are they hockey players or construction workers?

Tampa Bay's old orange unis were mild compared to the Isle's DAY FREAKING GLO orange.

[sam sarrha]

48. Tie and a white shirt.........................

[HornBuckler]

54. Second That

Monkeymen All In Business Suits

[Mountainman]

49. The San Diego Padres original yellow banana uniforms n/t

[Kamika]

57. You guys better not complain next time you buy clothes with your wife/gf

sheesh, how can you care so much about how the uniform of whatever your team is look like.

Seriously do guys really care about that? I mean asmuch as winning etc? I didn't know that.