What’s that on the tellie?

[The Lone Liberal]

Looks like a penguin.

[Superfly]

1. ?

:shrug:

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. I am looking at something that sort of resembles a tellie screen,

And the only thing I see is your thread.

Perhaps it is "'ster"?

[Kat45]

3. Oh, intercourse the penguin!

[The Lone Liberal]

5. He could have escaped from the zoo.

Yes, but then he would have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on him wouldn't he?

[david_vincent]

4. Tux is everywhere!

n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo

Someone told me
it's all happening at the zoo

I do believe it
I do believe it's true

It's a light and tumble journey
from the East Side to the park.
Just a fine and fancy ramble
to the zoo

But you can take the crosstown bus
if it's raining or it's cold.
And the animals will love it
if you do

Somethin' tells me
it's all happening at the zoo

I do believe it
I do blieve it's true

The monkeys stand for honestry
Giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly but
they're dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
of changes in their cages.
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionries

Antelopes are missionaries

Pigeons plot in secrecy.
And hamsters turn on frequenzly.
What a gas! You gotta come and see
at the zoo!

[gristy]

7. Odd it being on the telie...

What do you suppose it's doing there?

[The Lone Liberal]

8. Suppose it might lay an egg down the back of the tellie?

it might be a male.

[gristy]

9. Standing!

.

[HawkerHurricane]

10. It's now time for the Penguin on your television

to explode.:nuke: