Is there ANYTHING that Bush could do that would surprise/shock you?

[JanMichael]

Poll question: Is there ANYTHING that Bush could do that would surprise/shock you?

Anything?!

For me? Nope.

Here are some possibilities....

[david_vincent]

1. Yeah, I can think of something...

He could become a Christian, throw away his golf clubs, give his money to charities, and spend the rest of his life working to bring health care and jobs on the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota.

[goobergunch]

2. Exactly. (n/t)

[7th_Sephiroth]

19. i remember he told the truth once

when he said there was no WMD, he even contradicted cheney

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

20. Naw...

I think the whole "alien" thing is probably more likely...

[Sperk]

3. how about....do the right thing.....tell the truth.....admit he's wrong...

read a book....hold honest elections....release all papers....find the anthrax killer(care that they're found)....turn Rove in for outing Plame....appologize to Gore (and us) for stealing the election...stop Smirking...

yeah, there is a lot he could do that would surprise me

:evilfrown:

[wtmusic]

4. LOL

He has so damn many choices, and he still blows it :-)

[JanMichael]

5. Ah but those would be lies!

They could simply NEVER happen. Inconcievable.

The monkeys outta the ass could though:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

6. Oh sure.

It would surprise me if he publicly acknowledged that he was a screw up and a doofus and his administration had stolen the presidency; then turned over indisputable proof of their extensive, collective perfidy sufficient to have them all sent to prison. Following upon which he resigned his presidency and left the office in the hands of the Democratic frontrunner to live out his life in obsurity and exile.

That would surprise me.

[Droopy]

7. Yep.........resign.

[mike_c]

8. plead guilty....

eom

[FloridaPat]

9. Every year since Reagan, I think I've hit bottom on

my disrespect for the politicians, and low and behold they do something even worse than last time. It Bush gets reelected, we haven't even seen the top of the worst let alone the bottom

[huckleberry]

10. get caught having a monica moment -

that's the only way we could get rid of him. Nah, the freepers and media would spin it into a patriotic thing.

[dweller]

11. more likely a religious epiphany

the 2nd coming.

dp

[glarius]

12. Say NEW-CLEE-AR!......

:)

[Djinn]

13. make a coherent speech

without EVER referring to God

think I'd fall of my chair!

[Kat45]

14. Tell the truth. That would shock me.

And I ain't holding my breath for that one.

[Gringo]

15. Maybe if he ever enacted a sane policy on anything...

Or kept a campaign pledge...

[Book Lover]

16. Yes. he could resign. (nm)

[proud patriot]

17. at this point nothing would surprise me

:hi:

[Piperay]

18. It would TOTALLY shock and surprise me if

chimp ever came down on the correct side of ANYTHING so far I haven't been surprised, he always does the very worst thing.

[terrya]

21. How about developing Tourette's Syndrome during the SOTU?

That might be interesting. :-)