SOMEWHAT VULGAR POLL : You've been warned!

[Gringo]

Poll question: SOMEWHAT VULGAR POLL : You've been warned!

Would you piss on George W. Bush if his worthless ass was on fire?

[WilliamPitt]

1. Best. Poll. Ever.

By the way, I'd piss on 'im. Too good an opportunity to pass up.

[AWD]

21. I heartily agree!

[DS1]

2. well, as it's hard to piss without ripping a fart

I'd piss on most of him, then turn around and fart on him to reignite the fucker :grr:

[DEM FAN]

I Would Piss And Shit On Him At The Same Time.

Talk About White Trash. :-(

[7th_Sephiroth]

10. i'd piss on him

only after about 12 shots of Jose Cuervo, so my piss will be mostly alchohol

[Salviati]

3. Can I aim for the non flaming bits?

[underseasurveyor]

4. Let see if I can stop laughing

Long enough, after reading DS1's post to type an answer.

Hell yea, I'd love to piss on him.
But only after he stopped writhing about:evilgrin:

[Ohio Dem]

5. I'd rather piss on a spark plug.

And that's sayin' something.

[tinnyguy1777]

6. Cool Poll----------eom

[Jim Sagle]

7. I'd aim for his mouth. That way I wouldn't be boosting his chances.

[lpbk2713]

8. No. It might burn my pee-pee

And I wouldn't risk it over a Shit-for-brains like that.

[kixot]

9. I'd look for a nearby petroleum derivative.

Gasoline, kerousine, toluene, ... it's all good. You know the rest. If not, then watch the torture scene in Resovoir Dogs.

[TreasonousBastard]

11. I'd piss on him any chance I got.

[Piperay]

12. Well, being female

I don't think I would be capable of manuvering myself in to the correct position to put out a fire so I guess I would just have to let him burn. :evilgrin:

[Braden]

13. I'd piss on him for certain

but not until he was almost out.

Greatest Poll question I have seen. This should be the swan song of polls.

[terrya]

14. What if Cheney's ass was on fire as well?

I'd have a few beers and then piss on them both! :-)

[peekaloo]

15. Only if I could pee gasoline.

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[Buns_of_Fire]

16. Will beer be sold at the event?

Can you get in line twice, or will admission be charged each time? (I'm on a tight budget here. These things have to be factored in...)

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. why do I always

end up reading these types of threads at breakfast.

:puke:

[Gringo]

18. Magic Rat, I'm sorry

But it DID say that it was vulgar in the title. Would "gross" have been better for you?

[LynneSin]

19. I'd pee on it

But only so other thing around him would not catch on fire

:shrug:

[Aristus]

20. I'd forego the pleasure of pissing on him

in order to give him the idea in his last moments of the agony that all those innocent Iraqis went through during our shocking and awful Shock-and-Awe campaign.

[Speck Tater]

22. I'd wait for him to finish burning then piss on his ashes.

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