How much wood can Demman chop, if Demman chopped wood

[commander bunnypants]

At least a 1/4 chord. and damn do I hurt. My right arm feels basically useless at this point. Never got to the gutters caused it was raining on Monday. And fuckhead stills says he cant help me load it or unload it at his house. I am thinking of just throwing some in my trunk and taking it to him and then just ignoring him for a while. He still insists than he can burn green wood.

DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

1. Your friend is a moran.

Either that, or he likes smoke. That hissing sound green wood makes is nice, too.

Chopping wood sucks, but it's good exerise.

[underpants]

2. Did ya chop it length wise?

That saves a lot of effort.

:bounce:

Maybe you show illustrate what burning green wood would do to his fireplace. Smoke smoke smoke

[booksenkatz]

3. Well

'bout as much wood as a Demman'd chop if a Demman did chop wood.

or so they say......