Bank computer laughed at me this morning

[catmandu57]

when I called to check my balance, and it told me I had all of 11.00 I swear it snickered. Damn I may be poor, but it doesn't have to laugh at me.

[wtmusic]

1. Washington Mutual ATM's

try to get all friendly with you. "Okay! Now let's get started...did you want to check a balance or withdraw some cash today?"

Blow me.

[emad]

3. You mean they do relief massage too?

Not related to Diebold are they???

[GOPisEvil]

2. I got the same response last time I asked for a loan.

I submitted an online application, and I swear the response was, "You want WHAT?! From US?!?! Bwahahahaha!".

Ack - can't type

[Wickerman]

4. I love when you do one of those and it says it will take a few minutes

and almost instantaneously it spits out a rejection. Its like my SSN is sitting there in special file that when flagged spits out an auto-reject and summons all the geeks into the server room so they can look at my credit and laugh - Ha! can you believe that dork even dreamed we would consider him for the AMEX platinum?