The Turd in the Punchbowl of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"Mmmmm. Gotta stop reading my memos. Too depressing. Mmmmmm. Damn hemmorhiods. Mmmmmm. Gotta get something for the twins' birthday. Mmmmmm. Speeches! Damn. Mmmmm. They can have e'm for all I care. Mmmmm. North Korea and I don't care. Mmmmm. Let Siagons be Siagons, is what I say. Mmmmm. Wow. Nothing like a good dump to clear the old birdcage."

[Droopy]

1. Bush is thinking:

"Damn I really need to invest in some chap stick. I can't stop doing this with my lips."

[underpants]

2. Well at least the pilot light is still on

:shrug:

[zbdent]

3. "Knew I shouldn't sit so close to that candle

after those triple bean burritos!"

[underpants]

4. Hey W you left a little bit..yeah on the side of your nose.. in the corner

:snort:

[pdx_prog]

5. mmmmm!!!!!

aaarrrGGGGgghhhhh!!!!!!! ahhh...uhhhhhhhhhh! <PANT PANT> AAhuuuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

<PLOOP>

.....I gotta lay of the cheese....

[skip fox]

9. Not to put to nice a particular on it, as they say, but

well done.

:toast:

But "OFF" the cheese, of course.

[myomy]

6. Shit...maybe I oughta give up drinking.

..

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Notice the Devil in General William G. Boykin's photo!

That's it in the foreground!

[cosmicdot]

8. Heard through the closed doors: oh, he'll mope some ...

... probably call his Mommy ... let's get back to awarding some
contracts ... Dick, where were you ...

[skip fox]

10. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce: