Onion: Rush Says His Addiction Clinton Admin's Fault

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Limbaugh Says Drug Addiction A Remnant Of
Clinton Administration

WEST PALM BEACH, FL - Frankly discussing his addiction to painkillers,
conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh told his radio audience
Monday that his abuse of OxyContin was a "remnant of the anything-goes ideology of the Clinton Administration."

"Friends, all I can say is 'I told you so,'" said Limbaugh, from an undisclosed drug-treatment facility. "Were it not for Bill Clinton's loose policies on drug offenders and his rampant immorality, I would not have found myself in this predicament." Limbaugh added that he's staying at a rehab center created by the tax-and-spend liberals.


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