It's "make fun of a Freeper" time again......

[ThreeCatNight]

There are a few new faces here, so I thought I would post the link to the Freeper gallery again.....Post your votes for Fav Freeper!!!

http://saturn.he.net/~danger/freepnet/album/

P.S. Screw them if they can't take a joke.

[CO Liberal]

1. What Are the Three Hardest Years of a Freeper's Life?

Fourth Grade.

:-)

[Hubert Flottz]

7. They need to pin "archy's target" on all their own arses!

Of course that could get complicated they're arse all over!

FReepers can't take group pictures anymore because when they say cheeze they all run and get in the Reagan Cheeze line, because they don't have a job now!

[MUAD_DIB]

12. Lol...thank you.

That makes me feel better.


Lol...

[The_Gopher]

2. looks like a box of crackers.....whole lotta white folk there

[bluefire2000]

4. my first thought -

what a, uh, 'diverse' crowd. Not. Looks like 'archy' is having fun:

[theivoryqueen]

3. An unattractive and socially inept freeper

who was having (understandable) difficulties getting dates with women asked one of his buddies what he should do to improve the situation. The FR pal told him that he should follow Bush's example and get a couple of large potatos and place them in his pants. The lonely freeper went to the store and got some attractive looking potatos and did as he was told. He tried walking about a crowded Mall, with worse luck than ever - he couldn't understand how he could be even more unpopular with the ladies than before. After noticing several groups of women staring and laughing he rushed to his pal and asked him why it hadn't worked. His freind replied, "Next time, put the potatoes in the FRONT of your pants."

[The_Gopher]

5. i've loved that joke since the 4th grade

[theivoryqueen]

6. true story!

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Two Freeper gals were Digging Taters!

One of the gals had two huge taters laying out on top of the ground and the other gal walked over and looked at the spuds and said, "Wow Betty Lynn, those look just like my husband Clyde's Balls!" The other FReeper gal quit digging and said, "Damn Wanda Cunda, is yer husband's balls that big?" "No Betty Lynn, that dirty," the other replied!

[MUAD_DIB]

15. Oh.....the humanities....

Thanks.

[Caution]

8. For me the funniest part

is that the LBGA to me means a campus organization at the University of Massachusetts. The Lesbian, Bi-Sexual, Gay Alliance.

[DebJ]

41. LOL!

[blondeatlast]

43. That's what I always thought--what does it mean for

cracker-barrel rednecks?

[JeebusH]

10. DANGER WILL ROBINSON !!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON !!!

loser alert

[CatWoman]

19. look up danger in the dictionary

[theivoryqueen]

11. Ruh Roo

Those people are ALL pretty scary - tho' I feel oddly sorry for "lily4Jesus".

[Barad Simith]

13. this is a tragedy:

[trotsky]

14. Freepers come in two shades.

White and whiter.

The freeper photo album: Proving once again that incest is a bad thing!

[LTR]

27. Hey! Don't be playa-hatin'!

[CatWoman]

28. I didn't know Shaft was a Freeper

:D

[GOPisEvil]

33. That's not SHAFT; that's James Worthy!

:o Who knew?

:silly:

[WoodrowFan]

37. Condi's new love?

Hey, maybe Boondocks is onto something, this could be the man for Condi!, um, I mean Dr. Rice.

[Faygo Kid]

16. They are the Mainstream, now, of the GOP

They LOVE GWB. Take a look at what a second term will be like. Visit Free Republic.

[UrbScotty]

21. You mean the GOP has a mainstream?!

:wow:

[DBoon]

17. I'm blinded by the Aryan whiteness of the group

Heck, not even one Italian face that I can tell.

[CatWoman]

18. arrrr, matey

be still my heart }(

[Barad Simith]

20. isn't this the Cubs fan who interfered with the foul ball?

[blondeatlast]

38. He looks frightened enough to be . . .

[Name removed]

22. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Barad Simith]

24. You would know if you were

A freeper is a member of Free Republic, a group of insane Republican fascists. The link posted at the top is for their user pics.

Welcome to DU!

[ThreeCatNight]

25. If you were....

you would be experiencing nausea and disorientation by now.
Actually Freepers come from a strange and bizarro universe at www.freerepublic.com....a space on the net, completely deviod of logic, compassion, and anything resembling thought.

[VermontDem2004]

26. Yes you are

[Barad Simith]

23. "Boy ... I don't rahcall tellin you to stop."

[hiphopnation]

34. (wiping soda off monter screen)

Don't do that again!!

[Barad Simith]

35. Is this A.L.?

Seriously, is this the infamous LJ cola-spitter?

[LTR]

29. Rasputin, anyone?

[Gman]

30. Here's Beavis in about 40 years...

Hey.... baby... come to Beavis... heh heh, heh heh, heh heh, heh heh...

[LTR]

31. A pic's worth a thousand words

[LTR]

32. Tinfoil hat alert!

:tinfoilhat:

[raysr]

36. Screw 'em

I've seen all those people on Jerry Springer!!

[Braden]

39. first to post the wizard wins!

and Sordo for fun



my two favorite freeps.

[blondeatlast]

42. The guy on the bottom has HEART SHAPED glasses!

He must be a BIG hit at the meet-ups!

[Braden]

44. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT

mess with Sordo.

He will track you down! He looks like an undeveloped Chris Farley Character to me.

[blondeatlast]

46. But the glasses are just so cyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuute! I want a pair . . .

[blondeatlast]

40. Good God, do they breed these women on purpose?

Note the (you guessed it) Adam's Apple!

:scared:

Edit: GGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! It's effing true--they breed them--yet ANOTHER AA:



I'm outta there. (((shaking))

[geniph]

45. Excessive use of bleach has been linked

to sudden growth of Adams' Apples. Among other bodily parts.

[Padraig18]

47. Ummm

That is some BAD hair! :P

[Samurai_Writer]

48. Is it just me...

or are all the women Freepers anorexic stepford wive-types? I mean, every one of them seem to have dyed hair, ten tons of makeup, and seem about 30 pounds underweight. UGH....

RadFeminFL
Fat Chick Extraordinaire
Radical Feminist or Radiant Female? Both!

[Lizz612]

49. What decade was this taken in?

[Cat Atomic]

50. I'm struck by the overwhelming whiteness.

Nothing against whites- hey, I'm one, myself. Actually- I'm more of a pinkish sort of color, now that I thnk of it.

[cosmicdot]

51. wasn't he seen in Dealy Plaza footage, Dallas, 1963?