Bush Joke

[TXlib]

A lobbyist stuck in traffic noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qa'ida, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends. The press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replies, "About 7 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

[underpants]

1. Hahaha Did Campbell Brown really threaten to sue?

:shrug: that's funny.

[Maine-i-acs]

2. Recycled from Reagan:

What do you get when you cross the Preznit with James Dean?




A Rebel Without a Clue.

[LuLu550]

3. ba doom!

Very funny! But seriously, what's up with the Campbell Brown thing? She was pretty far up his butt during the campaign. Does she not need to suck up to him anymore now that she has the weekend morning show on NBC?

[Scairp]

4. OMG!!

Good one!:yourock: