How Much Porn Starring a DUer do you own?

[WoodrowFan]

Poll question: How Much Porn Starring a DUer do you own?

In honor of AWD and my personal hero, Magic Rat... (and my fellow Dupont Circle worker, Arwalden)

[LTR]

1. Which porn?

And which DUers?

C'mon. Fess up!

[matcom]

2. My ASS has NEVER been videotaped

at least that i am aware of x(

:P

[WoodrowFan]

3. So you're saying you only did full frontal??? (nt)

[LynneSin]

5. Um, Matt......not to be the bearer of bad news

but we still have stock footage from DC

:shrug:

[matcom]

7. i DEMAND it be destroyed IMMEDIATELY!!

:P

i was DRUNK!

yeah, THAT'S it!

that is my story and i am sticking to it DAMMIT!

shit

now i can NEVER run for President thanks to footage from DU!?

x(

[LynneSin]

10. But Matt, we're making $9.99 a member showing that video tape

Your ass has value. How else am I going to pay the rent

:shrug:

[matcom]

12. $9.99??????

WOW that's BIG MONEY!

ok. guess you can keep it. use it wisely.

guess i'll just sacrafice any future political dreams for your rent money

:D

[Ellen Forradalom]

18. Bullshit!

Here's the proof!

[liberalhistorian]

4. Ooooohhhh, I want the

Best of DU Men 1999-2000! This deprived single mama needs some eye candy! I want it, I want it, I want it, I WANT IT! Pretty, pretty, PLEASE?????????????????????

End of shameless, desperate makes-me-look-like-a-fool begging!

[WoodrowFan]

6. Someone tell the Mods

we have a new fundraising idea!!!

[Padraig18]

8. You mean besides myself and my b/f?

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

9. A lot if you count...

all the "security" tapes from the Grotto. :evilgrin:

Other than that I refuse to answer on the grounds that any answer I give may serve to further incriminate me. ;-)

[kodi]

11. none personally, but i do have vids of will pitt deflowering a tortoise

the horror, the horror.

[matcom]

13. was he wearing a thong?

the tortoise i mean :P

btw, how exactly does one 'deflower' a tortoise?

:shrug:

a YAK i can figure out but a TORTOISE?

[VelmaD]

14. I have the equipment...

if you need someone to help make copies for distribution. ;-) If Matcom's ass is going for $9.99 there's no telling what we could sell Will's Reptile Adventure for. :evilgrin:

[Padraig18]

15. Did someone say 'ass'?

:evilgrin:

[joeybee12]

16. I never did any porn, BUT I was offered a couple roles

I was much younger and live in LA--so that shouldn't be much of a shock to anyone who has lived there. These were approaches seemingly out of nowhere!

[SOteric]

17. Some.

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. Where's "Double D Yaks?"

Or "Spank the Dittomonkey"?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

20. NOBODY TOLD ME THERE WAS DU PORN!

I want some! :D

[SOteric]

21. Of course there is! How could you forget those topless photos

of GOPisEvil...?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

22. I tried to forget those ones, actually!

:evilgrin: