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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:23 PM
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What was the joke Bob Dole told about Rush Limbaugh last night?
I just missed it on Randi Rhodes.


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gWbush is Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:26 PM
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1. Dole said he was nervous before giving speeches...
Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 05:29 PM by Smirky McChimpster
...and Rush once offered him something for it.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:29 PM
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2. Bawhahaha
Yea, A little OxyContin to take the edge off.


DDQM
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:33 PM
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3. More
Edited on Tue Oct-28-03 05:34 PM by wryter2000
I used to be nervous before I gave a speech, but Rush Limbaugh said he had a tip for that. (major laugh) But it turned out the drugstore was closed.

A lot of it was in the delivery, which was flawless. I wish we could have Republicans like Bob Dole again.
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:37 PM
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4. And Clinton's joke
Randi quoted this one....

Two mangey dogs watching some break dancers. One says to the other, "If we acted like that, they'd worm us."
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 05:53 PM
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5. Why does it strike me that Clinton could tell a GREAT dirty joke?
Man, I wish I knew him personally...I bet he's great at parties. lol
Duckie
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-28-03 06:05 PM
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6. Bob Dole never showed that side of himself in the '96 campaign
It's a shame, because Bob is one of the funniest guys (a marvelous dry sense of humor) in Washington. The ad he did for VISA right after the election was a classic.
John
I wish there were more Repubs like him too. His sense of honor and decency for one thing. His personal bravery, too.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-29-03 05:12 AM
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7. Bob Dole's Got A ?ARD~~~~~~~~~~ON FOR ?MERICA
I remember what a great team he and Newt were! And those were the good old days!

Besides Boob's on drugs too!
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