I Just HiJacked Catwoman's Uterus!

[matcom]

ask me how!

buy the video for $19.95!

i am starring in an infomercial on the subject due to air at 2:30 AM EST!

it SLICES!
it DICES!
it has a BUILT IN ROTISSERI FOR CHR*STS SAKES!!

comes with a FREE set of BBQ Tools!!!

:bounce:

[Don_G]

1. But Can You "Handle" That?

...I don't think so.....

[matcom]

2. you kidding? got a FREE teflon-coated carrying case!

i think i CAN "handle" that

:bounce:

[Don_G]

3. I'd Rather Stuff A Wildcat

In a FREE telfon-coated carrying case than tell Catwoman what to do or think.

Far safer too!

[CatWoman]

4. OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!

GIMME MY DAMN UTERUS BACK!!

THEIVING HIJACKING ASSHOLE!!!! :D

[matcom]

5. i HIJACK IT ALL BABY!!

you are NOT safe!!!

You Uterus is NEVER SAFE!!!!! :P

:bounce:

[goobergunch]

7. *amazed* (n/t)

[matcom]

8. i am a DIETY ain't *I*???

:D

[goobergunch]

11. I'll say

*bows*

[Don_G]

12. You Won't Be A "Diet-Y"

Until that walking GIF manages to loose a few pounds in the rear and starts to look good to me (thong optional).

[Don_G]

19. I Would Be Far More Worried

About estrus than an uterus.

Consider the source....

[matcom]

20. BBBWWWAAAAHHHHAAAA

what you sayin'?

:P

[Padraig18]

6. If it julienne fries...

...I'll take 2. :P

[Don_G]

9. Let Me Get This Clear

What was hijacked? Her Uterus, Esterus or your new gas grill? :evilgrin:

[Gman]

10. Did you need to find something?

The reason men cannot find things is simply because they do not have a uterus. A uterus is a homing device that enables women to find things that no one else can find. For example, the ketchup is on a shelf in the pantry. Normally a guy will not see it and ask for assistance from the uterus enabled woman. The woman will walk in, open the pantry door, immediately grab the ketchup and hand it to the man while making some kind of snide comment about men not being able to find anything.

So cut Matcom some slack. He may need to find something.

[Don_G]

13. Give MC A Break

Men have always had a need to find an uterus during esterus.

I believe it's part of evolution and it's always worked for me.

It sure worked for my cats....

[jmowreader]

14. The best way to help men find things around the house

Simply tape a Home Depot logo to the door. They'll be able to find anything.

You wouldn't believe how many women come in and say the same thing: "I can never find anything in this place." This isn't an absolute, but it's close.

A man will walk in the door and make a beeline for exactly what he wants. Some of them get good and lost in there, but most guys can sniff out the floor tile, if floor tile's what they were sent for.

As for the ketchup: There is a very simple reason we can't find the ketchup--the case of boiled okra, skid of Lima Bean Casserole mix and four 80-pound bags of concrete you put in front of it.

[Gman]

15. Good points...

I have found things very easy to find at Home Depot. Paint brushes are with paint. Lumber is with lumber, CAT 5 wire and connectors are with the other electrical wiring stuff, etc...

However, I go to the supermarket last Sunday to go buy, among other things, Velveeta cheese for cheese dip. I go to the cheese in the cold section. There's all kinds of cheese there, but no Velveeta. I get on the cell phone and ask my wife where it's at. She says to ask someone that works there. (She's a lot of help.) I finally find someone that tells me it's on aisle 2, RIGHT DOWN FROM THE MACARONI AND SPAGHETTI! I go there and there it is.

Now what the hell does Velveeta cheese have to do with macaronni and spaghetti? If anyone sees any connection, it's a stretch, not unlike there are WMD's in Iraq. Cheese belongs with cheese just like lumber belongs with lumber and paint brushes with paint. I tell my wife how totally illogical it is to have Velveeta cheese with the macaroni and spaghetti and she says, "no it's not." I couldn't handle hearing why so I just dropped it.

[Don_G]

17. That's Men

And Lowe's has a better deal on tools.

Would you trust a man without a "tool?"

[Zomby Woof]

16. oh no!!!

What did you do with my BBQ TONGS??? :o

[matcom]

18. oops! i just KNOW i "left" them SOMEWHERE!

:think:

:P

they might need to be washed.....