Snake bites man on penis

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http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,2281415%5E1702,00.html

From AFP

A COLUMBIAN peasant heeding a call from nature got more than he bargained for when he encountered a poisonous Mapana-tigre snake, according to a local newspaper.

Victor Sena, 63, was out in his fields in the northern town of Lorica in Cordoba department when his wife heard a blood-curdling scream.

When she arrived, she found, attached to her husband's penis, the snake, which excretes a poisonous venom with every lash of its fangs.

"He didn't want to do anything to dislodge it," Gilma Fuentes told the newspaper, so Sena and his slithering nemesis were taken, together, to a hospital, where doctors applied an antivenom serum.

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[LeighAnn]

1. Probably thought it was a rival n/t

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[Guaranteed]

2. I heard a story

about a lady who sat down on a toilet and felt something scratching her behind, so she jumped up, slammed the lid down and called her husband who was at work. When her husband finally got there and opened the lid there was a squirrel in there, but it was dead. Apparently she knocked it out when she slammed the lid down and then it drowned.
Pretty sad story.

[1a2b3c]

3. Did he give the snake a reach around?

Imagine the size of his cock when the swelling begins. :-)

[corarose]

5. What's that?

I am curious what is that?

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[linazelle]

6. owwwww....I heard an equally painful story on Conan last week

Author of book on the Darwin awards says a man won after stealing a lobster and putting in his pants to escape. The lobster cut his penis off!

(The Darwin Awards are given to those who usually die because of acts so stupid they are eliminated from the gene pool doing us all a favor.)

[DBoon]

7. Bad 12 yr old joke

A friend witnesses this very same event. Calls a doctor for advice, and the doctor says he must suck the blood out or else the bitten friend will die. Goes back to the afflicted friend and says, "sorry but the doctor says you are going to die".

It's pretty funny when you are 12 years old.

[Gman]

8. The exact same thing once happened to the Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger tells Tonto to go get help. Tonto gets on his horse, rides into town and finds the doctor. Tonto tells the doctor what happens and that he must come now. But the doctor is busy delivering a baby and tells Tonto he can't come. However, the doctor then tells Tonto to go back, cut the wound with a knife and suck the poison out.

Tonto gets back on his horse and finally gets back to the Lone Ranger who by now is in a lot of pain. The Lone Ranger asks, "What did the doctor say?" Tonto says, "Kemosaby, doctor say you gonna die!"

[BurtWorm]

9. Where's Pert_UK?

Don't know why he comes to mind...

[Exultant Democracy]

10. I heard a similar story

In africa some guy stoped to relive himself and he was attacked by some type of huge constrictor. The snake wraped its self all around him and was slowly crushing him to death and the man mannaged to bit the snakes head most of the way off till it let go.

When he retured to his village with the 20 foot snake in tow they decided he was some type of witch and his wife left him.

[TreasonousBastard]

11. Back in basic training...

at Ft. Jackson, we were given a quick course in the local poisonous snakes. The coral snake does not have fangs, and chews on fleshy parts to release its poison.

There are very few fleshy parts we had they could get their teeth into, and we were warned to NEVER, EVER pee into a bush. Seems they don't like being peed on.

We, ummm, took that warning very seriously.