Uh, Oh, I'm In Trouble.....

[Don_G]

I have this fat, hairy cat I've been hauling around since my Mom's death 9 month's ago, but she let in no uncertain terms that she had to express her opinion tonight.

What exactly what does "Miaow" mean?

Is it should something I should run from or can I "place" her in the middle in the middle of trusted relatives controllng five to eight-teen square miles of a "country hollow?"

To demonstrate my dillema, any questions can be directed to either the 'snail dart fish' at Allie Campbell in Buck's Branch Hollow in Williamsburg, KY (very rare fish and considering she has 60 years of experience) or her Son-in-law; Dr William Ray Hicks, PhD in Chemistry and Computer Science that lives and have next door for the past 25 years teaching at a "Christian College."

[Dookus]

1. I had some cheese

that made me drive my father's car with a hand-clutch lever, and my cats kept sliding out of the back seat. I made my sister grab one off the screen door, but the other one ran behind the bush, and I had to find the toaster, but the power kept going off, and the log wouldn't light, no matter how many brooms I used.

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. and i have a cat

that's called Takkun on a vespa medical Mechanica Furi Kuri

[Don_G]

6. The Cat Licks Cheese

She dosen't want to miss the food I enjoy and checks it out.

[TrogL]

3. There's a cat sitting on my foot

ask me anything...like what I'm doing waking up at 3:39 a.m.

[Don_G]

7. Working on Mandrake Linux 9.2?

Heck, my cat did the same thing when I was trying to figure out Win ME. Never did figure out how she scared off Bill Gate$$$$ and the Micro$haft Market though....

No Credit Card?

Come to think of it, I never figured out WinME either an i was too scareed to check what they stole.

[NJCher]

4. maybe you can trust a relative

But you can't trust a cat. They will do what is in their own self interest everytime and the problem is that sometimes they don't know best.


Cher

[7th_Sephiroth]

5. verry true

ever try to give a cat a pill?

[Don_G]

9. Never A Pill

One bath and you would think I was trying to "convert" her to a "Fundie" religion.

The next time, I'll drop her off with "Faux" or Falwell and let Dimbo, Regan and others control her attitude on C-Span.

ON Edit: I forgot add that she is a fixed cat but dosen't hesitate to try to give Dimbo an new orifice at every photo-op :)

[Don_G]

8. My Brother Is A Freeper

He sleeps with the fish; I sleep with the cat...and it's her idea???

What the heck, it's his 30K boat and he is paying for the privalage....

Wheras, I have a fat, hairy friend to watch over me each and every night. I wouldn't trade his hand 'humping dog for the first oppourtunity to smack his loudmouth kids.