What is your favorite profane slang phrase?

[Floogeldy]

I gotta go with "hellacious shit." That is some.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Farquar

[evlbstrd]

2. Jesus H. Christ on a bicycle... n/t

[orleans]

3. "bicycle"????

is that like: "On it and rotate" only it's more like "On it and pedal"
???

[evlbstrd]

10. That was never made clear to me.

[evlbstrd]

12. I like to think it's an improvement

on what I grew up hearing from adult Catholics.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Holy Christ on a cross!

[orleans]

15. holy christ on a cross i've never heard before

kinda funny. i guess adult catholics around chicago don't use that one.

[evlbstrd]

23. It might originate from a particularly foul sect.

Like my Irish Catholic family. I can't believe you haven't heard that in Chicago!

[seriousstan]

4. vertical bacon sandwich

[evlbstrd]

13. This makes me curious.

Vertical? Bacon? I can dig sandwich.

[seriousstan]

18. Vertical sandwich should give you your first clue

then imagine how bacon sort of hangs out of the bun. Over chewed and used. :evilgrin:

[evlbstrd]

21. That's what I thought.

Thanks for the clarification.

Man, I'm lonely.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. "Cluster Fuck."

Because some days, stuff just comes at ya all at once.

:evilgrin:

[Floogeldy]

24. That's one of my faves, too.

:)

[bettyellen]

6. sweet mother of fuck! close runner up: jesus, mary and fuck!

both irish in origin.

[mojavekid]

7. "Puss filled festering wounds of Christ!"...n/t.

[JimmyJazz]

8. Holy Moses on a Matzo!

Or Holy Christ on a Cracker -- depending on my mood.

[In_The_Wind]

9. up side the head

[thatgemguy]

11. Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! n/t

[evlbstrd]

14. Ooh. Pivot man in a circle jerk!

[shugah]

16. fuckin' A bubba!

altho i never actually use it.

[Swede]

17. What the fuck?

:shrug:

[gmoney]

19. "Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber fucking crutch"

I believe that's Tommy Lee Jones' line during the prison riot in "Natural Born Killers."

I always wondered what the H. stood for... "Hark, the Harold angels sing..." ???

[Left Is Write]

20. No phrase, really. Just two separate favorite words.

Shitfire and fuckwit.

[wallwriter]

36. How 'bout "playing the hairy harmonica?"

[Left Is Write]

37. Uh, no. That would not be one of my favorite phrases.

Pretty much an unfavorite.

[saltpoint]

22. Kinda enjoy "south end of a northbound horse" -- AND:

it's applicable to almost all Republicans!

[Canadian Socialist]

25. stupid bint n/t

[mitchum]

26. Holy fuck! (because I'm a classicist)

[Not_Giving_Up]

27. Fuck me running

I use it daily

[evlbstrd]

29. My dad uses that one, too.

And "Shit the bed!"

[orleans]

28. i'm more of a traditionalist

G.D.S.O.B.
(i'm in mixed company here and don't want to offend--but i'm sure you know what i mean)

(p.s. mixed company is anyone outside my immediate family)

[kick-ass-bob]

30. holy mother fucking sonuvabitch

shitfaced asshole.

:P

[FizzFuzz]

31. oh fuck a duck.

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

sheepdip

dickbrain

Oh jesus H christ on a buttered bagel. and a side of pork.

Dingleberries.

[luvLLB]

32. Jesus on a trailer hitch....my new fav.

[Shell Beau]

33. Fuck stick!

As in "You stupid Fuck stick!"

[Maddy McCall]

34. "Holy shit, fuck and damn!"

Don't know where I picked that up. I say it when I'm aggitated.

[Texasgal]

35. HOLY SHIT!

That's my fave...

[yellowdogintexas]

38. sonofabitch, asshole, (reserved mostly for wacko drivers who

endanger others)

Hell's Bells and panther tracks (an old fave of my mom's)

Hell in a handbasket

dipshit (or dipstick, depending on where I am)

[Bunny]

39. For fuck sake!

That, and douchebag.

[sundog]

40. fucking asshole

[CanuckAmok]

41. fuckstick.

Just love ow it flows from the lips. "Fuckstick". Say it with me... "Fuckstick".

Isn't that fun?