What would you do if you were locked in a room and

[Bouncy Ball]

Britney Spears was in the next room, located so that you could hear everything she says but you have no way of getting rid of her and no way of escaping from your room.

She's chatty, she's an insomniac, and she drinks Red Bull by the case.

What would you do?

I'd claw my own face off and take the skin from my face and ram it into my ears until I destroyed my own sense of hearing.

[RevCheesehead]

1. good lord, Bouncy, are you drunk?

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Um, no.

But thanks for asking.

[RevCheesehead]

9. I just wondered

what brought you to that question, that's all.

(hoping you aren't trying to off yourself ;-) )

[Bouncy Ball]

12. LOL!!!!

Just something I thought of. That would be a great way to torture me, so I thought I'd see what others would do.

[RevCheesehead]

17. do you really need to give ammo to the freepers?

What if they found you and held you hostage?
Oh, the humanity! :cry:

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. Is she wearing clothes?

Note: I'm a guy. :-)

:hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

4. You can't see her, you can only hear her.

LOUD AND CLEAR, 24/7. She NEVER SHUTS UP.

What would you do?

[Pale Blue Dot]

13. OK, I'd start singing Christina Agulara songs.

I only know 1, and I can't even spell her name, but I'd sing it loud and clear until one of our heads exploded.

That would be beautiful, no matter what they say.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I would enter a zen state and outlive her out of sheer hatred

[Bouncy Ball]

6. If you can enter a zen state while

she is yacking it up and singing and shit for hours on end, I bow to you. You are a master.

[MuseRider]

7. That has to be

one of the best answers I have heard in a long time Rabrrrrrr! I bow to you.

Edit to correct spelling (sorry man, I just can't seem to get it right)
Thanks BB

[Bouncy Ball]

11. Psssst!!!!

You can bow to him, but if you misspell his name, he's gonna find you and smother you in your sleep!

Quick, edit!

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Too late! I saw the "u"!

I've never had a "u" in my name!

But I'll forgive her, since we share a birthday and since she complimented me. But she'll never outrank Bouncy in my litany of muses!

[Bouncy Ball]

22. JIM!!!!

You gotta keep your muses simple, man. You feel me?

Hey in the last 48 hours, I painted 13 hours.

And I DID think of you once or twice, I admit. Because I was painting. But it was a wall. Not very creative.

But I promise, that's all I thought.

[hfojvt]

8. it could be worse

she could be singing.
What is that background noise in "toxic"? It goes eee-eee-e-e. I could not figure out why "Access Hollywood" played that every time they talked about her, then I heard the song. I still think it is bizarre that someone decided to put a sound like that in a song, but I suppose it is really no worse than Bob Dylan's harmonica.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. OH NO MY FRIEND....she sings when she feels like it!

And she sings a LOT! It's sort of yammering on about nothing, then suddenly "eee-eee-e-e!!!" then more yammering and snapping her gum.

Yeah.

[hfojvt]

16. well the "eee" noise was made by the studio musicians, not her voice

I think.
So she can't really make that noise without a back-up band.

[Bouncy Ball]

18. Oh but she TRIES.

And she THINKS she can make that noise beautifully. And she's gonna practice it tonight for four hours.

NOW what do you do?

[hfojvt]

25. batter my head on the wall

until I am rendered unconscious, or break out, since I have a notoriously hard head.

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. I sing all her songs back to her, just as out of key and off pitch

as she sings them, except I sing them louder, because I'm a trained singer, and a tenor, and I can outfuckernoise her any day.

Then, once I've proven to her that every time she opens her mouth she will be punished tenfold by me, and she stops opening her mouth, THEN I will enter a zen like state and outlive her out of sheer hatred.

Though I might take on break every day to remind her of what I am doing, and to insult her, and let her know that the only reason she's being brought down like this is because she deserves no respect as a human being or an artist.

Or I might not bother to tell her why, and just let her die forever wondering what it was she did wrong, and let her wonder, in the hopes that eventually she will figure it out, and if she does, and if she asks me, I will tell her that she is correct, but will still outlive her out of sheer hatred.

[CanuckAmok]

14. Christina? Christina Agularra, is that you?

'fess up.

[Bouncy Ball]

15. OWNED!!!!!

BTW, my cat is cuter than yours so STFU.

:D

[LSdemocrat]

20. I can think of many, many singers I dislike more

Number 1 on my list is 1990's Jewel (especially if singing from the horrendous Pieces of You album).

[Bouncy Ball]

23. Ok in YOUR CELL IS JEWEL!!!

Singing every song from "Pieces of You" 700 times.

MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW what are you going to do?

[katusha]

21. this isn't a punishment, it's a GOLDEN opportunity

oh I'd make her pay!
all those years of having her "popularity" and "talent" rammed down my throat every time i turn on a radio or TV! i guaranty you it wouldn't be me who would be clamoring to get out of the locked room by god, it would be her. sure i might have to endure some of her annoyances while i figured out what pushed her buttons, but ever so slowly the worm would turn and then i would have my sweet revenge!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

24. I LIKE the way you think.

Very nice, very nice.

[Old_Fart]

26. I would drill a hole in the wall and take pictures

I would sell the pictures to all of the trash magazines and use the bucks to buy a villa on the Riviera. But, first I would have to take some pictures of her without makeup on or they wouldn't sell.

[Fleshdancer]

28. Your thread will give me nightmares thankyouverymuch!

what a horrible situation. How do you come up with this stuff? :scared:

[Bouncy Ball]

29. Ancient Chinese Secret!

[Fleshdancer]

30. but if you knew the Ancient Chinese Secret...

then shouldn't you know why 80% of your eulogy thread got deleted?? :D

[Bouncy Ball]

31. It wasn't mine, it was progmom's.

[Fleshdancer]

32. damn!

I'm getting the lounge characters all messed up.

[6000eliot]

33. Depends

Will she be singing at all?