Bush To Sacrifice Own Life For Good Of Nation

[meegbear]

WASHINGTON, DC - Displaying the selfless courage that has defined his presidency, President Bush announced Tuesday that he will heorically lay down his life that the rest of the nation may live on. "It is the only way," Bush said. "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I must, therefore, die to preserve future generations." Over the vociferous objections of his closest Cabinet members, Bush brushed aside their outstreteched arms, repeating, "It is the only way."

The Onion AD NAUSEAM Daily Calendar, June 1. This one's a keeper.

[gmoney]

1. Har har har!

It's opposite day!