Yet another incredibly lame thread.

[progmom]

Please don't post here.

[sniffa]

1. ok

[terrya]

2. Will do.

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

3. Whatever you say!

:hi:

[jswordy]

4. progmom is hot.

[kick-ass-bob]

5. But I have a song...

Be a troll! Be a troll!
Let disruption be your goal -
Anything that you can do to draw attention to your role
Egoboo can be nice
Get your fix at any price
You can make entire newsgroups into clucking little birdcoops

Be a troll! Be a troll!
Pound their patience into coal
Tell the regulars they have no sense of flair
Insult their mothers too and their manners, pfoo!
Be a troll, be a troll, be a troll!

Make them burn, make them freeze
Sing of people scratching fleas
Snigger at the woes of others who are forced upon their knees
Stress and fear, jealous rage
Let them be your guiding gauge
Then accuse the quiet suckers all as nosy mother****ers

Don't be small, don't be tame
Show you have no sense of shame
Just enrage them til on stage the heads will roll
You love to shrill out flame, it's all a giant game
Be a troll, dig a hole, you're a troll.

Flaming dues, barbeques
Ought to wake 'em where they snooze
Don't forget to douse the fires with proof 307 booze
(song tangent) : 307 Ale my friends, 307 Ale!
The finest drink that any bar has ever had for sale!...
(ahem) Feed them slugs, feed them snails
Put their legs between their tails
And so what if you are hated cuz their nerves are really grated

When you leave, do salute
give that middle finger toot
And be proud of your achievements in your soul
For you have shown that they are evil in their way
You're a troll-l-l-l, says our poll-l-l-l, you're a troll-l-l-l!
(or, "a-ass-ho-o-o-ole!")

[Lavender Brown]

6. **********************DU NYC Meetup June 11*****************

Just thought I'd use this space for advertising. :)

[progmom]

9. I'm missing it by 2 days

I am soooooo sad!

[Lavender Brown]

10. But... I've promised to buy gelato for everyone who comes from out of town

:cry:

[progmom]

11. Will you buy me gelato on the 13th?

[Lavender Brown]

13. Yes! What will you be in NY for?

[progmom]

19. A recording session

Not me, but I'm hanging out with a friend in the studio.

[Lavender Brown]

23. Cool

Too bad the timing's off for the meetup. :(

[Zuni]

7. I will do whatever you say

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Oops!

It was an accident! I swear! :shrug:

[Jara sang]

12. Lame thread... lame thread.

:think:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. You're not the boss of me.

I'll what I want, when I want, where I want. :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. YOUR THREADS ARE NEVER LAME, PROGMOM!

I am deliberately disobeying you...and you can't stop me! You are a very cool lady, IMHO!

[libodem]

16. you know you really want us to

and we should all post compliments to it's most high lameness. Progmom, you make DU lounging fun. Thanks for being here. :) It wouldn't be the same without you, Jimmyjazz and Bouncyball. You are all very bright and funny young women. Not to mention the crazy guys around here. No wonder the unmentionable sites have made you cult figures. ha ha

[progmom]

20. wow

:wow:

not what i was expecting. thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jswordy]

24. ATTENTION: Progmom has risen to "cult figure" status!

[progmom]

25. yes - you missed this?

my cult gathers the night of the full moon and makes blood sacrifices. see sundog if you are interested in joining. :hi:

[jswordy]

28. *SOB* The life of a peon...

Uh, you already told me I was a member, long ago.

[progmom]

29. Yeah, but you never completed the initiation process.

:shrug:

[jswordy]

32. That's just an EXCUSE!

:cry:

I feel so USED!

[progmom]

36. i used you? and i forgot? damn.

what a waste.

[jswordy]

37. Yeah! If yer gonna use, me AT LEAST REMEMBER! LOL

That way I will feel cheap but not tawdry.

[progmom]

39. do you have any pictures?

:shrug:

[jswordy]

43. What, of you using me? No, I was kind of TIED UP at the moment!

[progmom]

50. oh, that's right

I have the pictures.

[Zuni]

46. but Sundog always gives me Scientology brochures

and tells me "these guys are more up your alley"
why?!? :cry:

[progmom]

47. sundog has issues

:shrug:

[Lannes]

17. Lame reply

[VOX]

18. Can't say no to no.

:evilgrin:

[FuzzySlippers]

21. I like pie.

:-)

[progmom]

22. i thought this said "I like pee"

yes. i like pie too. but now when the crust is all soggy. that's no good.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

26. this thread is wicked lame

[progmom]

27. no kidding

can you help me?
i'm lame, and i can't stop.
take a screen shot of some of my posts.
they're lame lame lame.

[ralps]

30. Hi progmom

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[progmom]

31. ralps!

:hug:

[Huckebein the Raven]

33. Pfftt. I post where I want

:P

[Left Is Write]

34. I live for lame threads.

[progmom]

35. hey

this one is among the lamest. pull up a chair and stay awhile!

[Aristus]

38. AH! *kicks back, puts up feet and looks around*

It's not that lame, progmom; You're here!

Think I'll relax for a while.

:smoke:

[Juice45]

40. Your lame thread has lasted for a while

I give it a 8.3 on the lameness scale.

[progmom]

41. i have to go for a bit - will you serve drinks?

thanks!

[Aristus]

42. You got it, babe!

Get your nice, cold drinks here!

:toast::toast::beer::beer::toast::toast::beer::beer::toast::toast::beer::beer::toast::toast:

[chickenscratching]

44. ten please

ahhh....i love the end of the work day!

[Aristus]

45. Here ya go, pardner!

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

[MrSandman]

48. Can't. Stop. Self...nt

[progmom]

49. it's ok.

i can't either.