ON THE GOLF COURSE....LMAO!!!!!!

[jus_the_facts]

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden.....POOF ! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF!......she was gone !

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussywillows."

Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of God, DON'T SWING

[kick-ass-bob]

1. No cats?

:shrug:


:evilgrin:

[jus_the_facts]

6. Or willows?

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[liberal N proud]

2. I've got tears in my eyes

:rofl:

[jus_the_facts]

7. me too....

:D

[matcom]

3. LMAO!!

:thumbsup:

[jus_the_facts]

5. Knew you'd appreciate that'n....

:Hi:

:loveya:

[MissMillie]

4. good joke

very cute

[jus_the_facts]

9. glad ya liked it too.......

:D

:hi:

[underpants]

8. DON't SWING Fred

That's funny

[jus_the_facts]

10. It's NOT nice to mess wit Mutha Nature....

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[Dr.Phool]

11. I hit a ball in the water the other day

And Mother Nature was dressed up like a 14 foot fucking alligator!

[jus_the_facts]

14. Yikes!!

:wow:

[XNASA]

12. I sprained my shoulder playing golf yesterday.

Fell off the ballwasher.

[jus_the_facts]

13. Ow Ow Ow....

:rofl:

[Dr.Phool]

15. You Too?

They should put steps around those things.

[jus_the_facts]

16. Oh MERCY.....

:rofl:

[Richardo]

17. Didn't I read about you on snopes.com? "Everett"?

http://www.snopes.com/humor/follies/ballwash.htm :rofl: Ow Ow :rofl: Ow Ow

Boo!

[jus_the_facts]

18. O.MY.F.GAWD

:rofl:

[WeRQ4U]

19. I use that one ALL THE TIME.....!!!!

Nice. But mine is a broken leg. Works the same magic though. The "steps" comment is pure gold too. I'll add that if you don't mind.