I'm starting to worry about Underpants. He watches way too much "Lifetime"

[CatWoman]

:D

[underpants]

1. Lifetime TV:Where women click

On Thin Ice staring Diane Keaton debuts Monday November 3rd at 9 PM.

Monday Night Footbal has no answer for THAT!!!

LOL Catwoman.

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. you're picking fights with everyone on DU today aren't you?

I hope someone's watching your back.

:)

[CatWoman]

5. Well, I'm still trying to garner support

for my "Let's rent a hooker for Magic Rat" idea :D

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. oh goodie

I was hoping I'd get a Chanukah present!

:)

[underpants]

12. Oh s**t it has to be a Jewish hooker?

That could complicate things. Kosher hookers :bounce:

[THUNDER HANDS]

16. Hey she doesn't have to be

But believe me, by the time I'm done with her she'll be screaming "Hava Nagila" all night long.

:)

Note - I have no idea how the actual spelling of Hava Nagila goes, so for all the textbook jews out there, I apologise.

:)

[wtmusic]

18. Screaming Hava Nagila? Now there's a turn-on...

Whatever spins your dradle (sp)?

[underpants]

19. Where would one find a leather dradle or a silk yamaka?

Hey there could be a whole market there!!!

[T Roosevelt]

3. Yeah, just don't let him near the Oxygen Network!

Sue Johanson will corrupt his mind...wait...is that possible?

[commander bunnypants]

11. But But

That is the only channel that carries XENA anymore. You rock Gabrielle.


Edit-spelling

DDQM

[T Roosevelt]

4. Oops...

dupe

[matcom]

6. DAMN! and he just kicked his B.E.T. habbit

:P

[CatWoman]

7. HAHAHAHAHAHA

OH, that's funny :D

[underpants]

9. I'm trying to stay away from the "hard stuff" WB &UPN

But then watching about 5 minutes of either will probably solve that.

Oh I can feel the Buffy and Smallville crowd coming at me now.

[AWD]

10. You're STARTING to worry about Underpants???

Where ya been, CW???

[underpants]

14. Hell even I'M worried

and the cats are looking at me funny too.

[CatWoman]

17. Jeff, Baby!!!!!

:hi:

[Loonman]

13. I have Oxygen, WE and Lifetime on my cable

I think I'm being punished for something.

[GOPisEvil]

15. I thought he was addicted to the Soap Network

I'm so behind the times. x(

[SCantiGOP]

20. How is it....

That they can put a man on the moon, yet they can't put a man on Lifetime (not original, I think I heard this on the Daily Show a while back).
Glad to see you're still rabble-rousing, Catwoman.

[CatWoman]

22. Yo!!!! Rusty, er Strom Jr.!!

:hi:

:*

[underpants]

21. Well I started of with the Game Show network

WHAMMY!!!!!!!