What should I be for Halloween?

[Whitacre D_WI]

My office is allowing all us cubicle-drones to play dress-up on Friday. Now, I am rarely at a loss for ideas when it comes to costumes for All Hallow's Eve, but here's the rub:

The costume must be "appropriate."

Well, considering that rather stringent requirement, I'm at a complete loss. Little help, DUers?

[meegbear]

1. Dress up like the CEO ...

they'll get a good laugh.

[NJCher]

2. Go like a black kitty cat

It's easy and that's what I'm doing. Make or buy yourself some cat ears (on a headband) and just wear black clothing. Get some black gloves and paint on some paws. Make a tail out of black pantyhose, stuffed and reinforced to hold its shape. Paint on some whiskers with eyebrow liner.


Cher

[terrya]

3. Scare everyone and go as Dick Cheney

Just clutch at your chest every so often to make it realistic.

[Waistdeep]

4. Wear a Homer Simpson mask

and go as US Foreign Policy.

[grannylib]

5. Go as Ann Coulter

Nothing scarier than her....

[MissMillie]

6. Here's what I'm going to do....

Take a big white sheet, paint the 4th amendment on it, and be the ghost of the late 4th amendment.

[NewGuy]

7. There are a whole series of slang terms...

for cubicle workers. My personal favorite is "slack in the box". Why not look them up and choose one that you can dress up as.

[VelmaD]

8. If you have a Spencer's nearby

they always have t-shirts that say "This IS my damn costume". :-)

[Red State Rebel]

9. I Saw a Great One!

Go as Roy from Sigfried and Roy....Fancied up hair, flashy shirt with a stuffed tiger attached at the neck.

Yes, I know it's awful, but it's funny!!

[Whitacre D_WI]

12. Will Pitt has many great ideas...

...now if I can just get him to endorse my candidacy!

[northzax]

10. tin foil

buy some tin foil. and a toy helicopter. Make yourself a hat out of tin foil and attach, with a coat hanger or something, the helicopter (black, of course) to the back, about 6 inches from your head, where you can never see it. voila! tin foil hat paranoid, no matter how quickly you turn, you'll never see the black helicopter following you.

[grannylib]

11. More ideas

I once saw someone in bandages, rags and tatters a la one of the dead pharaohs, and this person was also decked out in much flashy jewelry, a tiara and a velvet cloak...
it was a grandmummy! *lol*
:-)