who needs a chastity belt when you have "Forget-Me-Not Panties"?

[Lady Effingbroke]

:wtf: Is this from the Betty Bowers store?

Forget-Me-Not Panties

[blue neen]

1. Yes, yes, yes.

Let's give wife beaters some more tools. Do you ever see these kinds of items advertised for men? But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Ah...the wonders of modern technology.

What will they think of next?

[MrSandman]

7. GPS implants...

[Radical Activist]

3. This looks like a joke.

The testimonals are pretty funny:

When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.

Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.

[Lady Effingbroke]

6. I can't believe it's not a joke, which is why I asked if it was from Betty

Bowers. The technology definitely exists for it to be real, though!

[BattyDem]

4. Built in GPS??

Tracking her every move without her knowledge. Um ... wouldn't that qualify as stalking? :shrug:

[Guy Fawkes]

5. edit: good thing it's a joke...

This got my eye: "My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2." -David, about his young daughter

[BattyDem]

8. Oh, it's a joke ... LOL!

Good, because that was kind of freaking me out, LOL! :rofl:

[Guy Fawkes]

12. This is spawned from a recent news story...

Some company has announced that they will start making these things. I don't know about the heart/temp. monitor part, but I know that they plan on making GPS tracking panties.

[Goldeneye]

9. ...

My wife and I got married three years ago. Last winter I started suspecting her of cheating. It was tearing my heart out to think of her with another man.

In an act of desperation I bought these panties, and boy am I glad I did.

It turns out, she was sleeping with her coworker! She was going to a hotel near her office nearly every workday.

I monitored her through the mapping software, pantyMap®, for several weeks,and then I confronted her.

forget-me-not-panties™ saved me from a bad marriage. We are getting a divorce, and I have records for my divorce lawyer proving what a fraud she was.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. I dunno... The Japanese are up to some weird things

this could be real.

[mcscajun]

11. Sure it's a Joke?? I'm not.

© 2005 Panchira Corp. 27th Floor, Tokyo Kotsu Kaikan Building 2-24-5 Yurakucjo, Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo [e-mail]

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/order.html

A great many strange, technological, and sexually-based items come out of Japan.

[MercutioATC]

13. I don't believe they make GPS transmitters that small.

...not to mention heartrate/temp monitors with transmission capabilities.

[Omphaloskepsis]

14. It is part of the Contagious Media Showdown..

http://showdown.contagiousmedia.org/
http://contagiousmedia.org/

[mcscajun]

15. Well, that settles it. Thanks for tracking it down. n/t

I sit corrected. :)