Answers to today's questions

[MrScorpio]

Q: Why The Hell Is The Daily Show Pubbing Fucking American Idol?
A: For the laughs.

Q: Saw Boogey Man last night. Why make such stupid movies?
A: Sometimes they make movies to put people to work. Expect straight to video.

Q: Should I lose the DOG CRAP graphic on my signature line?
A: Keep that shit

Q: Are you keepin' it real?
A: Always

Q: Where's Longgrain?
A: In his skin

Q: why does everyone believe Tom Cruise is gay?
A: Because people are weird

Q: So how do I get that free credit report?
A: Buy a house

Q: What are you grateful for?
A. Breathing

Q: Anyone else sick of hearing all the Tom Cruise talk?
A: Yes. Now stop it

Q: All DUers check in ---- how old are you?
A: Old enough

Q: And just what IS a "flying fuck" anyway, that you couldn't give one?
A: I wouldn't know. But I do think getting one isn't a bad idea

Q: What is your favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor?
A: I've never had any

Q: What do you wear to bed?
A: I go commando

Q: Currently...what is your biggest addiction?
A: Breathing

Q: Can somebody explain typecasting to me?
A: It's a continuation of initial imprintng

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Well, that takes care of my DU browsing for the day.

Thanks Scorpio, you're a real time saver!

[Misunderestimator]

2. Oh Please!! Can you do this every day?

:D Edited to not say the exact same thing as primate1 :)