Can you decrypt this email I just received?

[T Roosevelt]

I'm stumped...(having not visited the link)


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To: "sqwest" <my address>
Subject: o, Ang's squirelpie is so tight. i os
Date: Wed, 29 Oct 2003 08:35:54 -0700


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[Systematic Chaos]

1. What, are you scared to click on the link?

I know I am. Who knows WHAT the hell it could be.

[Systematic Chaos]

4. It had to be either something utterly silly, or porn.

You get three guesses what it is, and the first 2 1/2 don't count.

:eyes:

Good thing I hit 'close' on that browser window before it could completely load in.

[bif]

2. Don't open it, it's a virus!

Just kidding. Pretty odd one, that's for sure.

[pnorman]

5. (Click!) Well it's not a virus ...

... but take all the necessary precautions for STDs.

[kmla]

3. Wait. Isn't that the transcription

of yesterday's pResidential press conference?