Is the Rapture here yet?

[MrScorpio]

I hope that it happens soon. These wingnuts are getting a little too ripe around here.

[Coventina]

1. Yeah, it will be nice to escape to heaven with Jesus

imagine the surprise on the wingnuts' faces when we disappear and THEY are the ones "left behind"!

[notadmblnd]

2. I think it's done come and gone

and they're the ones "left behind".

[ret5hd]

4. uh oh... i guess we were too.

so who got 'taken'?

edit: s/wh/who

[gordianot]

3. May have been raptured but was returned rejected.

I disappeared last night several hours but found myself here in the morning does that qualify?

[edbermac]

5. There was a movie with ex-Mrs Tom Cruise a few years ago...

The Rapture with Mimi Rogers; as I recall it was pretty good dealing with religious fanaticism...David Duchovny was also in it...folks out to check it out if they can find it...

[MrScorpio]

10. I've seen it

Interesting flick

[El Fuego]

6. Maybe, but we're all still here, so let's party.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Oh no, Jesus is coming!

(insert punchline here)

[JohnnyBoots]

8. I hope so. Can't wait for all those wing-nut Christians to go away.

[aden_nak]

9. Jesus Is Coming! . . . try to look busy.