White House Costume Party Invitation

[drbastard]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Today is the new White House Costume Party and you've been invited. Please bring your favorite idiotic administration member dressed up to reflect the spirit of Halloween...or just post pics, whatever works!

Unfortunately, the REAL monsters don't wear makeup.



~Dr. Bastard
www.mystolennation.com

[drbastard]

1. Some More Monsters...

"Blah blah blah, I want to suck your government surplus by paying for a pointless war that I started to make up for the fact I couldn't get my head out my ass and find that asshole, Bin Laden!"



"Unnnn, I am Cheney Monster! The bolts on my neck are to connect a car battery when my cholsterol-clogging arteries stop my heart! Despite my phallic appearance, I am the puppetmaster and Count Bush is my puppet! Bend to my will America, for I will run this country as it suits my own financial well being."



"AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I am a Were-Rummy! By day, I am a cold and calculating prick who plots the destruction of the world! By night, I am still a cold calculating prick who plots the destruction of the world, BUT my constant deprival of sex caused by my inherent zombie-like personality causes me to grow copious amounts of hair and fangs! Now I am pissed because Cunnilingus Rice took over looking out for Iraq, damn that woman!"

~Dr. Bastard
www.mystolennation.com

[ComerPerro]

2. I love that Were-Rummy!!!

I am practically crying at that picture!!!!!

[thom1102]

3. See, I probably would have done

WOLFowitz as the were-WOLF, and Rummy as the Mummy, but that's just me.

[Name removed]

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[underpants]

5. Here's one for you