The Shrubmeister is so damned dumb that...

[Hubert Flottz]

He thinks High Crimes are drug related!

He Thinks Roe v Wade, is the choice of ways to get across the river!

He thinks all the way in, is a roadhouse!

Add your 2cents;

HOW DUMB IS THE CHIEF MORAN?

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. He's so dumb

that he won't go to Latin America because he flunked Latin at Andover.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. He can't tell chicken shit from...

Chicken salad!

[underpants]

3. He says his favorite candy is W&W's

:bounce:

[underpants]

4. He forgot Poland

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I wish the dumbass could find his way back to Texas forever!

He gets two days dumber for every one day older! Crash Test Dummy is the only gubmint job he really might be smart enough to hold down!

[peekaloo]

5. LOL...Roe vs. Wade!

Dim Son is so dumb, when his twins were born he saw the umbilical cord and said, “Hey they come with cable!”

[Hubert Flottz]

7. He claims that he's smarter than pickles!

He said she was so dumb, that when he took her to the motel on their wedding night, she put the pillow under her a$$ instead of under her head!

[alarcojon]

8. He's so dumb

It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!

[Hubert Flottz]

9. I believe it!!!

If pickles the x teacher, would make him do it over till he got it right, he'd have to eat 5647653423198786584657342 bottles of Bob Dole's Blue Pills!

[GOPisEvil]

10. When he gets a brainstorm it only drizzles.

[Hubert Flottz]

11. LMFAO!

A dry drizzle! His entire line of bullshit is a mirage!