Favorite lines from "Office Space"

[vi5]

"I have to say I'm a Michael Bolton fan...I celebrate the man's entire catalog".

"PC load lette? What the f*ck does that mean?!?!"

Such a great movie.

[felonious thunk]

1. The thing is Bob

it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

[underpants]

8. I loved "the Bobs"

That still kills me.

[felonious thunk]

12. Well hi Bob! Bob!

I like when Lumberg introduces them and the one Bob gives a thumbs up.

And the scene when the office is signing happy birthday to Lumberg less than enthusiastically. I've been to so many office "parties" like that.

[Kolesar]

2. Zafir? Zhamir? ah, what does it matter, he is getting layed off anyway!

[Richardo]

5. "Shamir Na... Nagana.... Not gonna work here anymore..."

:thumbsup:

[Richardo]

3. Mine is Shamir: "This is a F*CK!!

cracks me up.

[Loonman]

4. Millionaire

(on sex with two women at the same time)

"well, I bet if I was a millionaire I could hook that up. Women dig rich dudes."

[JanMichael]

6. "Watch your corn-hole buddy"

Or something like that.

[JanMichael]

7. Office Space has moved it's way into my top 10 favorites.

It took some time but it grew on me...Like a funny fungus.

[Born_a_Democrat]

9. Ok here's a few

"Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays"...


"What's this I hear about you having problems with your TPS reports?"


Peter: "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
Lawrence: "Two chicks at the same time man"



"...for your crimes...you are sentenced to 10 years in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison..." (the dream sequence...just classic)..


"Did ya get that memo?"

[supernova]

10. Who took my stapler?

LOL!

Perfect microcosm of cubicle hell.

[Richardo]

11. Let me just go ahead...and post a few classic lines...that'd be greaaat

Peter Gibbons: I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary!
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Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob!
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Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.

[underpants]

15. Mmm yeah..tell ya what...we gonna need you to go ahead and move

I'll I'll burn the place to the ground...

[underpants]

13. Channel 48 there's a chick giving herself a breast exam

Something like that.

[markses]

14. Best line is Jennifer Aniston:

I don't like taking about my flair.

Perfect.

[BigMcLargehuge]

16. If I'm lucky I'm gonna show her my "oh" face...

The Germans had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

Here I am expressing myself, and I don't need 27 pieces of flair... (slaps a middle finger out).

Why not just make the minimum 27?
Joanna... It's just that some people choose to wear more, and we encourage that...

Hey Peter, what's happening... Yeah, we're going to need you to go ahead and come in this Sunday too... We've lost some people so we have some catchup to do.

That's it... that's the last straw.

I could write a letter to your tourist bureau... I could put stricnine in your guacamole...

[Richardo]

17. Seenyor? I said NO salt. NO salt.

[BigMcLargehuge]

18. Last time I did not receive a piece...

the ratio of people to cake is...

Milton, just pass.

[felonious thunk]

20. I'm allowed to listen

at a reasonable volume between 9 and 11 when I'm collating.

[WilliamPitt]

19. PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

[Blue-Jay]

21. "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately"

"I wouldn't really say I've been missing it, Bob"

[Nailzberg]

22. "No thanks man, I don't want you fucking up my life."

Lawrence's line when Peter invites him over.

[geniph]

23. "Because I am a big pussy"

Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
Peter Gibbons: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because, uh...
Peter Gibbons: because I'm a big pussy...which is why I work at Initech to begin with.
Michael Bolton: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.

More on the "if you had a million dollars" thing:
Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

[FunBobbyMucha]

24. The Nazis had flair!

They made the Jews wear! I love the subtle self-righteousness of this line delivery, as he realizes he's losing the argument over morality. And, for pure sniveling anarchy, "...gonna burn the building down..." or words to that effect. Perfect!

[jsw_81]

25. Ummm kay...

Great.

[Aristus]

26. COR-porate Accounting! JUST a mo-MENT!

COR-porate Accounting! JUST a mo-MENT!
COR-porate Accounting! JUST a mo-MENT!

[Tim4319]

27. Office Space

I'll like to show her my oh face! Oh, oh, oh!