The God/Goddess granted me a wish..Should I sacrifice something?

[Liberal Veteran]

Yesterday morning I was driving around and looking for a cd to put in the player and thought, "Gee, I should go buy one of those CD holders that fits on your sun visor". I promptly forgot about it and a cold front moved in yesterday bringing 30 mile per hour sustained winds and a 55 mph gusts and this morning apparently a clean, empty visor type cd holder had blown into my yard.

Is that bizarre or what?

[progressiverealist]

1. yes... I would sacrifice a Barry Manilow CD immediately. (nm)

[Liberal Veteran]

2. That's not a sacrifice...that's taking out the trash.

LOL

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. Bah, sacrifice Barry Manilow himself

that would surely please the pantheon

[7th_Sephiroth]

23. sacrifice rush

a cd holder has more value than him

[thom1102]

4. ROTFLMAO

Get thee a goat, and set up an altar, my friend, because the divine one has smiled on you!

[DrGonzoLives]

5. Freshman journalism majors work well

:evilgrin:

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Hmm...that's an idea.

Do you think he/she would be offended if I picked one that belong to one of those young republican groups?

[northzax]

8. hell no

where else are you going to find virgins?

[northzax]

7. mmm, a chimpanzee

but since those are endangered, I suggest an effigy, perhaps a plastic one in a flight suit with a sock shoved in his pants?

[liberalitch]

11. See I knew...

that was a sock...
What's the line from spinal tap... something about women fearing them because they had armadillos in their trousers

[DarkPhenyx]

9. I would say yes...if you feel so inclinced.

A shot glass of single malt scotch actually works quite well.

Also burying something of "value" but un-needed works. Break it first and don't dig it back up later. I usually use this only whan I am asking a big favor and haven't gotten resolution on it yet.

You could also simply burn a candle and say thankyou.

[liberalitch]

10. you must

push a nickel into a potato and bury under your bedroom window..
I have never heard of this and I actually JUST made it up.... but it sounded pretty good doesn't it?

[JVS]

12. The appropriate sacrifice is a kitten.

[Liberal Veteran]

13. That's just mean....lol. How about a turtledove or a crow?

I kinda like the one with shoving a nickel into a potato and burying it outside my bedroom window the best.

[grannylib]

16. That's the cure for warts, silly!

Putting a nickel in a potato and burying it is how you get rid of warts!
An appropriate sacrifice would be giving up a year of National Guard Duty, following the stellar example of pResident Shrub.

[JVS]

17. Only the sweet sweet blood of kittens can satiate our dark master

So find a really cute kitten and cut it open. Or if you prefer, you can make a burnt offering.

[Lady Freedom]

14. If its your virginity, can I help?

hehe! :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

15. Absolutely yes...

never hurts to say thank you for the little things the universe does for you. He/She/It remembers.

Close your eyes and listen to the voice of the universe...it'll tell you what to do to say thanks.

[LuLu550]

18. BRING US A

shrubbery!

[Liberal Veteran]

19. A WHAT?

Will you say "NI!", if I don't?

[LuLu550]

20. NI NI NI NI NI!

and you will fall down and cringe in fear, mortal!

[Liberal Veteran]

21. No! No! Please, no more!

O Knights of Ni, we have heard your request, and it is just and fair.
We shall get you a shrubbery.

[LuLu550]

22. ah, that is better

but now I want you to cut down the tallest tree with a.....

OK I give up...We just can't do the entire dialogue of the Holy Grail tonight, I'm just too tired....
:silly:

[RandomUser]

24. In Nethack

I usually sacrifice until I get the four-leaf clover thing under my feet. It helps if you find a luckstone in the dungeons first, since that allows you to retain the luck bonus. Also depends on your alignment -- never something of the same race as you unless you're chaotic. If you're chaotic, you can sacrifice your own race and summon the friendly demons, and that can make the lower levels much safer -- because you don't have to then face those demons on your way to the amulet of Yendor.

:)