Who sucks more vigorously?

[Magrittes Pipe]

Poll question: Who sucks more vigorously?

[TK421]

1. I'm not sure who that is, I just don't like his name

;-)

[librechik]

2. excuse me, that is "inhales vigorously," as my 5 yr old grandson

(who is not allowed to use "bad" words) tells me!

haven't heard Bream, but Conor is an interesting talent. Yeah, he suckks, but sometimes that's a good thing.

[asthmaticeog]

3. Oberst must die.

That is all.

On edit: That is not all. Connor Oberst should die painfully and publicly. And everyone who bought any of his last few albums should be fucking confined for the crime of abetting the career of a "musician" who's actively making the world a shittier place. THAT is all.

[Zuni]

10. People who buy his albums are worse than * voters

they are destroying america :cry:

[ghostsofgiants]

19. I find that hilarious

I've bought the last four Bright Eyes albums and the Desaparecidos album as well. Your hatred for Conor and his fans oddly gives me a satisfaction in that.

[asthmaticeog]

36. I'm not entirely serious.

People can like what they like, whatev, it does me no harm or insult. Bright Eyes just rubs me SO the wrong way, I get all invective-y about it.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. Uh oh

I think Bright Eyes is one of the most interesting new talents around.

So sue me. I'm old. I remember when music was really great.

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Then you should vote for Iron and Wine.

(who I believe to be worse than Oberst, though asthmaticeog apparently disagrees)

[OldLeftieLawyer]

6. Don't know Iron and Wine

Tell me more. Your smooth and inviting style make me want to hear more from you ..............

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. He has a smooth and inviting style.

It invites me to eat ground glass. Think Bright Eyes with less jangle and more flasetto. Then imagine the singer having suffered a grievous head injury. Then imagine the songs being written by Diane Warren.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

21. Thank you

I'm now having physical pain.

I'll stay with Bright Eyes, but I'll always think of you .............

[tigereye]

31. but

the Iron and Wine guy is a professor! That makes it all ok. Better iron and wine than decongestants and wine. ;)

Ah, I'm waiting for everyone to fall all over the new Sleater- Kinney album. Then I'll pounce.

[Magrittes Pipe]

33. Yes, but Tucker and Brownstein would eat Oberst and Bream alive.

On second thought, no. They'd kill them first.

[chickenscratching]

8. not familiar with iron and wine

so unable to make a judgement there.

so, bright eyes: just another washed out sclempke band who sounds ten times more translucent every day.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. I don't like Belle and Sebastian.

:P

[chickenscratching]

11. meh

i really can't say one way or the other, i only dabbled in them a few years ago.

and bright eyes? i haven't heard them really either, my judgement was completely biased (but amazingly accurate).
:P

on edit: i still don't know what sclempke means though

[RandomKoolzip]

12. This is like a diarrhea taste test.

Dude, if you gave me only THESE two options, I'll check the box marked "suicide." They both suck so wildly, so vociferously, it's hard to distinguish which strain of suckiness is more virulient.

Suffice to say, Iron and Wine makes me wasnt to kill anyone and everything around me whenever I hear his mosquito-esque whipery beardo voice, whereas Conor Oberst whines like a little child, asking for his banky and gently inquiring whether his widdle mommy will sweep wiff him tonight....I can't believe chicks fall for that shit.

So, to sum up, if there is a choice ONLY between Iron and Wine or Bright Eyes, I'll swallow drano.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. So, your answer is "John Mayer?"

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

15. John Mayer makes me fart.

[Tyler Durden]

17. But, but RANDOM!

He's your OWN SON!

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. No, that's Blue-Jay.

[tigereye]

32. aw but he's such a cutie

all the ladies are desperate to get him in that pile of blankets!

:silly:

[Lautremont]

14. I don't think either of these guys do anything vigorously.

"Who sucks more passively" might be an apter question.

I haven't yet gotten close enough to either one to find out. I like Belle & Sebastian, but that's as fey as I want my music to get.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. This is a very good answer.

[ghostsofgiants]

18. I'm gonna pretend you didn't just insult Conor

And graciously vote for the other guy whom I don't think I've ever even heard of.

[chickenscratching]

24. quick ?

have you always lived in canada?

[ghostsofgiants]

37. Yes, I have always lived in Canada

Pourquoi?

[chickenscratching]

39. parce que

i thought you might have been someone I knew from long long ago.

[ghostsofgiants]

41. I see

I'm guessing the verdict is no?

[GirlinContempt]

20. Fucking emo

ugh

[mark414]

22. hmm tough question

i call it a draw

[Deja Q]

23. With a straw and a milkshake, any one of us could suck vigorously...

[redqueen]

26. Who are these people?

That settles it, I guess... I'm officially old.

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. You're younger than my gal.

:cry:

[redqueen]

30. Not the same.

She knows the names of musicians... so she's younger than I, in that sense... the more important one, I would say.

[tigereye]

40. maybe you just have taste!

or don't listen to adult alternative radio! That's the only reason I know who Iron and Wine are...

[terrya]

28. Well, not to brag, but...

I have SOME talent in that area. :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. .

:o

[Seabiscuit]

34. Is Conor that kid from Terminator II and III? "Hasta la vista, baby" etc.

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. No.

I bet he would make better records.

[Seabiscuit]

38. That's OK. I don't know who either of the choices are, and neither does

my wife, who's a lot younger than me.

From the looks of this thread we're not missing out on anything. :)

[SarahB]

42. Must. Resist. Dirty. Joke.

:P or is it :9 or maybe :o

[trebizond]

43. OBERST

:mad::mad::mad::mad:
:spank::spank:

[Eyeball Kid]

44. Whew, lotta hatin' going on in here!

I really liked "When the President Talks to God," but I guess that's just my brain damage...